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The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”

miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

This post has big John mulaney energy

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

A warning about some peanut butter brands having xylitol which is toxic to dogs.

WHO IS ENTERING MY HOME AND STEALING MY SOUL???

my new moodboard

can’t jinx it

“We’ve put up a good fight, but people want a return to normalcy. The Nazis will probably only kill about 1% of the population anyways…”

@sskullsandb0nes

AKJSDFKLSD THEY MADE HIM A MONK

are we just going to ignore the fact that they named him friar moustache?

HOLY DOGE

Always reblog Friar Moustache.

I love Franciscans. They are just like that.

St. Francis is an animal saint. You can’t be a Franciscan and not love animals.