▸ 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 (2018-𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵) sentence starters & prompts.
assorted quotes & prompts from tv show that’s ruined my life. some lines have been changed slightly to be more applicable. mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.
❝ do you want to make a deal with the devil? ❞
❝ what am i gonna do with a soul anyway? ❞
❝ souls are boring. boo, souls! ❞
❝ if we get through this, is there a thing where we, like, talk to each other about stuff… normally? ❞
❝ you mean you wanna talk about the big shit? ❞
❝ we don’t have any feelings, what are you talking about?❞
❝ i was wondering, do you think it’s possible to sue a person - a grandparent, for example - in an affectionate way? ❞
❝ i love you, i’m glad you’re part of my life, but i’m taking legal action against you. ❞
❝ the fucking belligerent zucchini here is set to close negotiations for good. ❞
❝ you’re going to sue greenpeace? i like your style. who do you think you’re going to go after next, save the children? ❞
❝ can he do a speech? the demented fucking piss-mad king of england? ❞
❝ the only way they’ll respect you is if you try to destroy them. ❞
❝ you’re not a killer. you have to be a killer. ❞
❝ family therapy, family therapy, family therapy! ❞
❝ i have, like, twenty bucks left. the world is so fucked up. ❞
❝ your principles? don’t be an asshole, you don’t have principles. ❞
❝ this is not fucking charles dickens world, okay? ❞
❝ i just wonder if the sad i’d be without you is less than the sad i get from being with you. ❞
❝ are we talking to each other on the deck of a majestic schooner? is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? no? then why the fuck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes? ❞
❝ you don’t hear much about syphilis these days, very much the myspace of STDS. ❞
❝ what i think they meant to say was that they wished your mom gave birth to a can opener, because then at least it would be useful. ❞
❝ when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. we didn’t get you from a hyena farm. ❞
❝ they did once call me the cunt of monte cristo. ❞
❝ you little slime puppy. ❞
❝ don’t threaten me, i don’t have time to jerk off. ❞
❝ who said i never killed anyone? ❞
❝ i don’t mean to be insulting, but having been around a bit, my hunch is that you’re going to get fucked because i’ve seen you get fucked a lot. and i’ve never seen [name] get fucked once. ❞
❝ i’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat. ❞
❝ i just feel because of my physical length, i could be a target for all kinds of misadventures. ❞
❝ oh here they come, the attention whore. ❞
❝ do you have a fetish for nearly killing our dad? like, just the tip, but for nearly killing our dad? ❞
❝ the gang’s all here, it’s like the fucking sgt. pepper for broken corporate america. ❞
❝ you aren’t judas-ing, are you? ❞
❝ sometimes i think, should i maybe listen to the things you say directly in my face when we’re at our most intimate? ❞
❝ are they playing from the approved playlist? because my thing was all bangers, all the time. ❞
❝ oh really? it’s not cool to tell the president to blow me? ❞
❝ some guy with an undercut just called me soy boy. ❞
❝ he never saw anything he loved that he didn’t want to kick just to see if it still came back. ❞
❝ right now, i’m the real you. ❞
❝ we should be good people. wouldn’t it be nice to wake up in the morning and not feel like a fucking piece of shit? ❞
❝ i think you’re a super talented superstar, and i love you. ❞
❝ oh, you’re such a fucking bitch. ❞
