bonjour

The Primarchs all represent a different facet of the Emperor, but it was very generous of him to give like five different sons his full blown narcissistic personality disorder. He went "The galaxy needs three guys who love doing homework, two goths, two blacksmiths, a gay one, an even gayer one and a whole slew of dudes who will punch drywall and angry-cry the second someone doesn't make them feel special"

Extremely funny reblog to be written by the person who blocked everybody who interacted with a negative review of their dreadful fantasy novel

imagine Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the XIII Legion, Master of Ultramar, the Avenging Son, holding a banana in his very, very large hand—

If men moaned in bed as much as they do at the gym, life would be better for all.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

The intersectionality of it all hits when you realize these are the exact same tropes white supremacists use to malign black women.

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that