Neither a vegetable nor a fish, 18+. Currently into Warhammer, and this is likely to stay this way. Can write N*FW, but conditions apply. Requests are accepted, yet I'm not always fast with those.
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Here's a question for y'all: most toxic relationship advice your astartes would give to a newly bonded brother? I've seen good advice, now I want terrible advice that the giver thinks is good.
Results: structural damages to house, busted windows, 11 neighbors deaf, Iron Hands down the street gathering for a fight, a daemonette (?) just ran into the woods. It's chaos (generic variety), but Bonded cannot really be mad because it is hella badass to have a Band of Noise Marines put on a concert just for them. The Neighbors, unfortunately, sue.
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Lamenters: never let them leave your sight. But also don't come too close least you attract your unluck onto them.
Results: 8 foot tall, massive, armed humanoid moping around, just out of eyesight. The newly Bonded human goes directly to their psychiatrist because they hear sad muttering, moping and whining, but aside from a flash of yellow now and then, the person does not approach them. Lamenter is offended when the human thinks they are a hallucination and goes to confront/introduce himself. A comically large piano falls on him in the process.
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Night Lords: an older bonded brother just said “be fucking normal, for once in your sad, miserable, misbegotten life, be fucking normal.”
Results: All of your fruit is eaten. When you come home, there is a seven something foot tall pale gangly man just lounging on the couch, watching your TV. “What?” you say. “Hi honey!” The Night Lord responds. “How was work?” You scream. He sighs and explains that he is your Bonded and you will be living together now like a proper bonded pair. You keep screaming. He is large and smells funny and wearing YOUR slippers that are like 15 sizes too small.
His understanding of normal came from watching sitcoms. Unfortunately, they did not cover the parts that come before the couple moves in together.
Trying to get the insurance company to pay out and lawyers fees.
Thinking they are either losing their mind or being haunted by an oddly yellow ghost. Likely both.
A horror sketch becoing a horror-comedy sketch. Sadly the brother who gave the advice comes to get your sitcom watching idiot belives normal courting to be normal Nostromen Courting. This does not stop the screaming. An elderly Night Lord Apothecary eventually comes in and knocks the pair's heads together, apologizes to you and drags them both out of your house by the ears. Him scolding them both off into the distance like the universe's scariest babuscha is some how the most normal thing that happened.
Noise Marine Band doing gigs and dealing Slaaneshi drugs on the side to help cover the repair costs. I feel like they are a very communal subtype of Marine. They are genuinely remorseful- but with an air of distinctive superiority. Like, yeah, “the structural integrity of the building is not fit to withstand our glorious performances! It's not our Brother's Bonded's fault though.”. Accidentally piss off not just the local Iron Hands, But Imperial Fists, too. Iron Warriors pass by snickering.
The Lamenter is just... There. Caring for his Bonded while they deal with tapering off their unnecessary medication. Accidentally setting the kitchen on fire. Bonded gets a prescription for anxiety medication for both of them. They chill out. Apothecaries everywhere getting sent out a Lamenter-specific protocol that involves intense psychotherapy, anti-anxiety drugs and multiple reality checks daily.
And the Night Lord? Bonded now sounds permanently hoarse from his “surprises”. A carcass on their doorstep. Their childhood bully now jobless and homeless, writing desperate apologies to them on Facebook. Begging to “call back their rabid bat of a Marine”. And the Bonded's nasty boss has suddenly gone missing? It's great the Older Night Lord steps in and knocks them both foreheads first. Amusing, even. The 69 criminal charges against the freshly Bonded Night Lord aren't going away though.
Can you do primarchs finding they are fathers after spending years in battle?
Hey anon, thank you for the ask!
Now, if one is absent by an accident does is still make one an absentee father?
tune in and find out!
Lion El'Jonson
Lion is kind of stoic about it. He was not raised by Luther from infancy, so he does not know how one behaves during these tender years. If your child is a toddler, or even older, he still takes it with all the grace he can manage and vows to be in the child's future from this moment on.
Fulgrim
Fulgrim is devastated. What do you mean he missed all those precious moments? Your pregnancy, the childbirth, the infancy, your child's developmental milestones? He is in ruin. He still loves the child, of course, that is not even a question, but he dearly wants another one so he can experience these moments firsthand.
Perturabo
The only concern Perturabo has is whether you and the serfs have messed up the child's development in some way. So he inspects the child the way one might inspect a contraption, which probably does not earn him much love from you or the child, but he does find them satisfactory, and so he begins to plan how to raise them in order for them to reach his standards.
Jaghatai Khan
Honestly, with how often Jaghatai is away, it was bound to happen. He is not happy it happened, but he is probably the most prepared of all. As long as your child is healthy and happy, he is content. If you are angry at him for missing those moments, well, he can always give you another one, and this time take you with him.
Leman Russ
Leman is of two minds. On one hand, he absolutely trusts you with raising the child the way he would want them to be raised. On the other, he is still a bit miffed he missed their puppy days. The only solution here is to be present in the days of their adolescence and then, maybe then, have another one with you.
Rogal Dorn
Dorn expects you to be understanding. His duty as the Praetor of Terra takes him away from home for the longest time. Finding out he is a father is a surprise, but he mostly inspects your reaction. If you show grace, he will show humility. If you show disagreement, he will remind you of what the arrangement was from the start. Nevertheless, even if you have a fight, you will reach a consensus and he will finally get to hold his child. And in that moment, he melts.
Konrad Curze
Konrad refuses to believe that they are his, despite the obvious familiarity, and certainty of your own faithfulness to him. His brain simply cannot comprehend that he is now a father. It will take him a couple of days, but then you will find him looking at your sleeping child and humming something suspiciously like a lullaby.
Sanguinius
Sanguinius is crestfallen. He suspects that pregnancy may not have been easy on you, and not being there to offer you his support pains him. But you are healthy and so is the child. And so he will forego all the previous worry for the happiness that the future may hold, but for now, allow him to hold both you and the child. This is all he ever needs in this moment.
Ferrus Manus
Ferrus is shocked. He is not one to miss much, so the realization that he was absent for all of this lands hard. He does not speak of regret easily, but he feels it. He will look at the child with a careful, practical sort of awe, then at you with something quieter and far more serious. If you let him, he will make up for the lost time with action, provision, and absolute reliability.
Angron
Angron is angry, but not at you, and not at the child. He is angry at the fact that he was torn from his family at such a vulnerable moment. Yes, you managed splendidly, and the child is looking at him with that curiosity he long forgot existed in this world, but he is still pained that he was not allowed to hold his family when it mattered most.
Roboute Guilliman
Roboute is surprised. He keeps meticulous tabs on your health, so for pregnancy to come as a surprise means that it probably happened during the night before his departure. Yes, that must have happened on that very joyful night because he was out of contact with you afterward. Warp travel does things to you. Well now, if you allow him to officially meet his heir, he is going to make sure that they are properly cared for for the rest of their life.
Mortarion
Mortarion is uneasy. He does not like surprises, and he likes them even less when they involve a child he did not know was coming. Still, once the shock passes, he becomes oddly careful, almost awkwardly protective. He will not be tender in an obvious way, but he will be present, and for Mortarion, that is a promise.
Magnus the Red
Magnus is surprised beyond measure. He keeps tabs on your soul, so he should have felt the moment when there was a new one born from you and, well, his, yet he was completely in the dark. Was it the warp? Or was his child so gifted in sorcery that they managed to hide themselves from their illustrious father from the moment of conception? Nonetheless, the years lost are lost, but he is here for all that is going to come forward.
Horus Lupercal
Horus is pissed. Pissed. What do you mean he missed the sight of you growing rounder and rounder with his child, your breasts getting heavier, and you being so adorably tired that you can barely move sometimes? Oh, this is a huge blow to him. He wanted to see it. He wanted to see it all. He wanted to feel you, to hold you, to be there for your late-night cravings, to chuckle when you cry over something so simple as an injured baby bird. No matter. He will just have to make another one and keep you by his side at all times.
Lorgar Aurelian
Lorgar is inconsolable. What do you mean he missed the miracle of seeing you growing full with his child? This divine blessing, this declaration of love between you and what he was doing? Subjugating in the name of the Father. Yes, it is important, but not so important as you are. Oh dearest one, can you forgive him? Will his own blood accept him? And will he ever be worthy of such a gift that you have bestowed upon him?
Vulkan
Vulkan is ecstatic. He left the hoard only to return and find that it had grown ever more precious. He will hold you first and then the children. He is, at this moment, the happiest and proudest papa of all. His little drakes are out of their mother's belly and here is here to take on the burden of child-rearing for the foreseeable future.
Corvus Corax
You know what? That is his own fault. He keeps things secret from you. He keeps you in the dark. So it is only fair that fate has gifted him the most secret one of all. Alas, he is here and he is eager to meet his hatchling. And he promised that he will no longer hide from you or them.
Alpharius Omegon
Alpharius and Omegon are surprised, but it is a good kind of surprise. Looks like you grew even more adept at keeping secrets than they are. So they commend you on that. And then they get to the children. They are going to learn a lot of things from their illustrious papas.
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Here's a question for y'all: most toxic relationship advice your astartes would give to a newly bonded brother? I've seen good advice, now I want terrible advice that the giver thinks is good.
Results: structural damages to house, busted windows, 11 neighbors deaf, Iron Hands down the street gathering for a fight, a daemonette (?) just ran into the woods. It's chaos (generic variety), but Bonded cannot really be mad because it is hella badass to have a Band of Noise Marines put on a concert just for them. The Neighbors, unfortunately, sue.
———
Lamenters: never let them leave your sight. But also don't come too close least you attract your unluck onto them.
Results: 8 foot tall, massive, armed humanoid moping around, just out of eyesight. The newly Bonded human goes directly to their psychiatrist because they hear sad muttering, moping and whining, but aside from a flash of yellow now and then, the person does not approach them. Lamenter is offended when the human thinks they are a hallucination and goes to confront/introduce himself. A comically large piano falls on him in the process.
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Night Lords: an older bonded brother just said “be fucking normal, for once in your sad, miserable, misbegotten life, be fucking normal.”
Results: All of your fruit is eaten. When you come home, there is a seven something foot tall pale gangly man just lounging on the couch, watching your TV. “What?” you say. “Hi honey!” The Night Lord responds. “How was work?” You scream. He sighs and explains that he is your Bonded and you will be living together now like a proper bonded pair. You keep screaming. He is large and smells funny and wearing YOUR slippers that are like 15 sizes too small.
His understanding of normal came from watching sitcoms. Unfortunately, they did not cover the parts that come before the couple moves in together.
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I've been enjoying the running theme of Angron being scared your free will would be taken away in one form or another. Would you consider writing a deeper dive into that? Either a ficlet or just some points maybe?
Hey @missmannequin, I can try!
Yeah, so for me, it all stems, cliché as it is, from the fact that Angron was a slave. Someone without any rights, forced into doing things he did not want to do. And he was surrounded by people who were forced to do the same thing. And perhaps those people had lives before, so he saw what it does to a person to have a life and then be forced into losing it. And I suppose it is one of his greatest fears.
Add the Nails to that, and it has been compounded, and it truly made him do something he regretted, something he had never wanted to do, and it leaves scars on the soul.
Plus, Angron is empathetic. If you read through the books, it is, well, at least for me, sort of a subtext that he was always meant to be an empath Primarch. So he still feels deeply, even if it is mostly rage and anger.
But now he found you. Again, cliché as it is, you are sole light in his life. He is scared that if you are taken away, this light will be taken from you and twisted into something different. Not necessarily darkness, but it just would not be you anymore. And selfish as he is, he does not want to lose you. Empathetic as he is, he does not want you to lose yourself.
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Hey! I now have more here! (and here)
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Also cute Nurglings and Beasts of Nurgle heal my soul.
Painting heat effect on the lava too, fun! Using coal brush for the taxic gases? A walk in the park. Sticky goat's milk is slightly less fun—
We shall not mention Sadako/Samara or The big Sheep Lion Cow thing. Also, Lorgar's Daemon form is a pun. He is a Sheep, easily misled, but Also a predador, a Lion, and a Cow, a sacrifice and a Golden Bull. A good friend suggested he should have like grey paper like skin covered in scribbles, and now I need to do that next— but for now this works.
Still hate him, though.💅🏾
Also a God of War Ragnarok Reference!
These are more simple and easy to read than my usual renderings, but were a Delight to draw. Simple composition, abstract bamboo and all. They are all 2625x3500, done 100% on Ibis Paint X!
What if the mother died giving birth to the primarchs child??????
Who would love the kid? Resent them? Want to join their partner in death? And if they did reject the kid, which brother would step up??? Would any of them???? The angst potential is endless!
- Wisdom comes from remembering the past and taking responsibility for the future.
Heatwave was mercyful enough and I was able to finish this one. Uh... I think Magnus is one of my fav primarchs to draw! Thank you @/QinNBam (Twitter/X) for trusting in my skills! I hope you like this one!
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