Neither a vegetable nor a fish, 18+. Currently into Warhammer, and this is likely to stay this way. Can write N*FW, but conditions apply. Requests are accepted, yet I'm not always fast with those.
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Lion ElâJonson
He would ask to keep the guest list tight, the vows private, and the security absurdly thorough. The wedding would feel almost solemn in places, because Lion would treat it as more a vow of loyalty and less as a celebration. But in private, he would be quietly pleased beyond reason and would notice every small detail you chose.
Fulgrim
He would plan an impossible, breathtaking masterpiece. Every flower, ribbon, and piece of music would be curated to perfection, because Fulgrim would refuse to let beauty be anything less than transcendent. He would absolutely turn the whole thing into an event people talk about for centuries. He would also be personally offended if you did not love every second of it.
Perturabo
He would plan it like an engineering project with emotional consequences. The structure would be flawless, the timing exact, and every possible disaster would already have a contingency plan. Perturabo would pretend this is all practical, but the truth is he would care deeply that it works for you. The wedding would run like a machine yet feel like an eternal devotion.
Jaghatai Khan
He would keep it simple and alive. Jaghatai does not want a stiff ceremony, he wants something that feels like movement, wind, and freedom. He would probably plan part of it while traveling and choose a location that actually means something to both of you. The result would feel effortless, even though it absolutely was not.
Leman Russ
He would insist it is a feast, not a ceremony, and then somehow make both happen. Russ would want music, laughter, drinking, and enough chaos to make the whole thing feel alive. He would be the happiest disaster in the room. Also, he would probably brag about marrying you as if he personally won the galaxy.
Rogal Dorn
He would plan it with the seriousness of a fortress defense and the tenderness of a man who does not know how to be casual about love. Every detail would be accounted for. Every guest would be screened. Every arrangement would be checked twice. Beneath all that, though, is the simple fact that he wants the day to be stable, safe, and worry free for you.
Konrad Curze
He would probably plan something beautiful in the most -him- way possible. Curze would not do cheerful pageantry well, so his wedding would be intimate, and a little(quite a lot) eerie, like a candlelit vow in the middle of a dream you canât quite trust. He would be intensely focused on the symbolism of it.
Sanguinius
If allowed to forgo grand Imperial celebration he would plan a wedding that feels like grace made visible. Everything would be lovely without being excessive, and he would care deeply that you feel cherished rather than overwhelmed. He would think about the emotional atmosphere just as much as the visual one. The entire thing would probably make him cry, but in the best possible way.
Ferrus Manus
He would be practical, direct, and unexpectedly thoughtful. Ferrus would care about craftsmanship, structure, and durability, which means the wedding gifts would probably be incredible and the venue would be built to last forever. He would not fuss, but he would absolutely make sure everything is worthy of the bond. There would be no frilly nonsense, only real commitment.
Angron
He would not trust fancy planning at first, because weddings are dangerously close to emotional vulnerability and that is not his favorite thing. But if he is doing this for you, he would still try very hard in his own rough way. Angron would want the vows to mean something real, not decorative, and he would probably surprise himself by caring about the small things. He would act like he does not care, and then care extremely hard anyway.
Roboute Guilliman
He would create a schedule, a budget, a backup schedule, and a perfectly optimized seating chart. Guilliman plans your wedding with terrifying competence, and somehow it would still feel warm because he actually wants the day to be beautiful for you. He would likely be the one person who notices every logistical disaster before it happens. He is also be secretly very emotional about the whole thing.
Mortarion
He would be reluctant about anything that feels too celebratory, but he would still plan carefully once he commits. Mortarion would prefer something grounded and intimate, something that feels like trust rather than spectacle. He would likely be awkward in a way that is almost endearing. But he would care deeply that the marriage means safety, loyalty, and no deceit on either part.
Magnus the Red
He would want the wedding to feel meaningful on every level: emotional, spiritual, symbolic, and probably slightly theatrical. Magnus is deeply invested in the idea that a wedding is a binding of souls as much as a social event. He would plan something rich in atmosphere and symbolism, and he would absolutely overthink the vows. He would also make sure the whole thing is memorable because he is Magnus and subtlety is not his strongest trait.
Horus Lupercal
GRAND IMPERIAL WEDDING. Horrus would be charming, organized, and very good at making everyone feel like the wedding was always meant to happen this way. He would want the event to reflect his status, yes, but more importantly, he would want it to reflect how much you matter to him. Your Warmaster is the kind of planner who makes the whole thing seem effortless while secretly controlling every detail. The result would be elegant, grtand, and just a little too perfect.
Lorgar Aurelian
He would turn the wedding into something almost sacred. Lorgar cares about vows, meaning, ritual, and the idea that the marriage is not just a union but a consecration. He would likely be moved to tears at multiple points in the planning process. If anyone else treats it lightly, he will take that personally.
Vulkan
He would plan a wedding that feels loving, generous, and deeply human. Vulkan would care most about whether everyone feels welcome, whether you are comfortable, and whether the day actually feels like joy instead of stress. He would probably make or build a few things himself, just because he can.
Corvus Corax
He would want something quiet, sincere, and free of excess. Corvus would plan the wedding with restraint, but not because he cares less - because he cares enough to want the moment to feel genuine. He would choose intimacy over spectacle every time.
Alpharius Omegon
They would plan the wedding like a covert operation disguised as a celebration. There would be layers, contingencies, hidden arrangements, and at least ten people in attendance who nobody realizes are there for security. They would also somehow make it feel personal, because they are annoyingly good at reading what matters to you. The wedding would be impossible to predict and somehow still turn out exactly right.
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Alternatively: How San discovered fighting with a Spear, Isnt he a good shepherd?
You may notice that he is a lot paler than i tend to depict him, i like to think he was born lacking in color then, as he grew up, he shifted his appearance, like an exoskeleton hardening, adapting to his enviornment, the tribe that influenced him. Fitting into their ideal.
Not quite a mask, not quite a proper shell, flexible depending on the beholder, but liable to drop if he loses control, its how reason why he straight up turned White when getting pissed off at Konrad in Angels of Caliban đ
A shapeshifter's default skin, so to speak.
Here he is as a baby, but he looks so so so indredibly ugly that i have elected to put it under cut:
Hatchling
If he was found at this state he wiuld have genuienly been mistook for a Xeno
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I still canât stop thinking about the Primarchs with the perpetual soulmate who shares pain.
I would love to see what would happen if they actually do get to meet.
Like I suggested earlier, when the Khan gets to Commorragh, he realizes you are here. He can see you with his own eyes. Each blow against your skin perfectly matches the flares of pain. Jaghatai wonders if you have been here all this time.
And if we want to be nice to them, we can have them manage to escape Commorragh together (neither could have escaped on their own, but by working together they succeeded.) So Jaghatai gets to show his soulmate all the nice things.
I donât think I need to suggest the bad ending, hehe.
Russ might be similar. Heâs running around in the Warp, I think. Itâs a big place, but one day he runs across his soulmate, trapped in the Warp. Reason enough to grab them and find his way out? Maybe?
Konrad is dead, but there has been suggestions in the past that something of him survived in his crown (just because itâs not been referenced lately doesnât mean itâs not possible.) or blame Fabius Bile or something. (I have made jokes about Trazyn wanting to bring Curzeâs head back to life so he has his own portable prophet to carry around. Sky is the limit. Not like anyone knows what became of Konradâs head.)
Sanguinius, I believe I read at some point that a part of him is trapped on the Vengeful Spirit, reliving his death.
Ooh, since itâs Abaddonâs flagship, one day Sanguinius might realize they have brought his soulmate on board. Time to try to break the cycle now youâre both here.
And so on for all of them?
(Iâm making the assumption here that itâs being in the same place at last that makes it possible to change things. And potentially get a decent fate out of all the suffering)
Primarchs finding their soulmate in a shared pain AU
For context you can find Part 1 here but it also can be read independently! Again there is some angst here like in the first part. Nothing too graphic but be aware. Feeling evil today so youâre gonna get a mixture of comfort and delicious angst.
Fulgrim
Fulgrim never liked being on mining worlds. Too much dirt and dust swirled in the air, the smells were awful and the faces of the workers always full of misery. It reminded him of home. But unlike Chemos, no hand of beauty would touch this planet. Nothing would change because the Imperium needed the resources.
His cough has risen up again and since all tests came out negative Fulgrim knew it was the pain of his soulmate again. At this rate he might as well throw himself down a mine and get over with his own suffering. So far no symptoms appeared during a battle but with how often he started to feel the pain it would inevitably intervene with is duty. It was as irritating as it was frustrating because it was the only thing in his life he could neither influence nor control. His sons hovered around, a cloud of dust swirled by and his mood soured. Did his own sons think him weak? He adjusted his pace, making his sons fall back. The last thing he needed was for them to see another coughing fit.
âThis planet is really getting on my nerves. I can wait for the moment we leave this miserable rock.â
He stopped short of a few workers, observing the small group. One was kneeling, coughing up blood from damaged lungs while others tried to get them to their feet before the screaming overseer would come down. Yes, it felt like home. This time though each cough mimicked the uncomfortable ache in his own chest. âCould it really be them?â
Stepping forward the workers parted and the overseer stopped screaming for the crowd to get going. Everyone watched frozen as he picked up your frail body. For a small moment he increased the pressure around your ribcage and he felt the pain instantly flare up in him before he soothingly brushed over it with his thumb.
âI believe we are going to prolong our stay on this world.â he said not looking at the son that came after him but rather at the coughing figure in his hands. âI have finally found you.â he said only to you.
Lion Elâ Jonson
His new ability was more than confusing. Lion neither knew where it came from, nor did he know how it worked. All he knew that it was useful. He sat meditating and tried to concentrate on it, frowning as it didnât come to him in an instant. Still if he wanted for his plan to work, he had to do master it and tried again and again. As soon as he reached the right state of mind it became easier to continue.
âI want to go to my soulmate.â he thought as he entered the state in which he could use his Forest Walk. Lion was not sure it would work or if you would be still alive. It had been so long since he had felt your pain. Maybe it was a mercy that you were gone even if he never got the chance to find you. Still if he could at least reach your grave it would satisfy his curiosity and give him some kind of closure that was so rare in this new era. It was a vague thought and not knowing where his soulmate was would be an obstacle but his ability was leading him somewhere and he went along with it.
It felt like walking for at least an hour before he came out in a cramped room. A desk, a closet and a mattress on which a person was sleeping. A standard room in the lower districts of the city. It was dark, buildings obscuring the sun and only the clock was an indicator that it was indeed night and not just a hive city.
Lion stood there, not daring to breathe too loud as to not risk your awakening, watching the figure till the alarm started to ring and the figure stirred to put it out with a groan. You looked up, met his gaze and froze with widened eyes like a pray animal in the forest of Caliban. A moment passed, no one moved and Lion got the feeling that perhaps he should say something instead of just staring at your face.
âAh excuse me..you must beââ he started but was interrupted when the alarm clock was thrown his way with a shrill scream and for the first time since he woke up he felt the familiar pain coming from your hands as the clock successfully hit his head.
Perturabo
The siege had been broken and his troops and flooded the streets of the hive city. Nothing was able to withstand him or his weapons and the PlantNet would soon be another victory for Perturabo. It was nothing new and almost boring. The city walls had lasted only two days. If he had built them they wouldâve lasted forever. It spoke of poor craftsmanship of the city and it offended him to be send to such a world.
He walked down the empty streets while his warriors charged forward but now he felt pain in all of his body and he frowned in displeasure. Again his soulmate had injured themselves and he felt a pressure on his ribs and legs. It lasted a moment before it disappeared, leaving a dull ache before a sharp pain had stung his leg with every step. Couldnât they remain whole for just one day?
At the same time a human rose from the rubble, theyâd clothes dusty and a trail of blood flowing down their head. Seeing him they limping towards a chainsword and stood across from him. He could not sense any fear from them when they lifted their weapon to attack him, only stubborn defiance that refused to be broken. They took a step forward and he felt pain shot through his whole leg and a moment of recognition passed through him and he narrowed his eyes, appraising you.
âItâs you then.â
When he imagined his soulmate he had thought of someone else, not of a soldier who barely knew how to hold a sword right on a rebel planet. All he needed to do was to raise his gun and reduce you to red mist. But a part of him hesitated. Despite your situation you did not run from him instead you were ready to take on a leviathan of a man even if it would end in your death. A part of him wanted to be proven that you indeed belonged to his side and he lowered his arm, meeting your eyes.
âGo on then.â he said testing your resolve to defy him.
For a moment he saw true iron in your eyes and within you and he allowed you to charge him, ready to temper the metal.
Rogal Dorn
âAm I to understanding it right? Youâre requesting me to stop using the pain glove to increase your productivity?â Dorn said looking from the document down to you.
âYes my lord. Your usage of the pain glove pains me in turn greatly and I canât get any work done.â you said in the same monotone voice as him.
For months after his new invention you couldnât work or sleep properly since every nerve ending screamed in pain every time he used the pain glove. Sure it was a great tool for his legion and maybe even for himself but he had not considered how it would reflect upon his soulmate that felt the same pain as him. It had been inefficient but getting to Rogal was harder than you thought despite him being on Terra and moving around the palace where you worked most of the days. So you did what every other reasonable human would do.
You filed some paperwork, send your request directly to him and got an appointment. Now the stoic man was looking between you and the paper, trying to reconcile your request and how you both were connected.
âI believe we are soulmates my lord and your pain is also my pain.â you added and his body went still for a very long moment. You thought that he would see it as a bad joke at his expense and were ready to prove it to him through your own pain. Being a worker on terra was no joke after all. You needed to stay functional and his escapades needed to stop getting in your way. But only one thing went through his mind.
âI need to rectify my miscalculation.â
âI apologize for our less than ideal meeting.â he said what appeared to be more stiff. Through his life Rogal had gone through many scenarios how he would meet his soulmate. After all he wanted to be ready no matter what life threw at him. Now despite you coming forward first he still felt lost.
âNow that we have that out of the way..what are our plans for courting each other? â you asked and Rogal found himself slipping back into familiar waters. Somewhere he had already planned how he wanted to court his partner. Now he just needed your approval.
Konrad Curze
âWhat an unfortunate soul you are.â you heard his voice again in your head.
âI know.â
It all started when you found a sharp crown while searching for resources in the depths of a hive world. You did not know where it came from since it was too well made for such a filthy place, nor who it belonged to, clearly being too big for a normal human. You wanted to sell it but then you heard his voice for the first time.
âIt must be disgusting to be the soulmate of a corpse. Did it hurt when my head was cut off?â
And from then on he became your ghostly companion. You had not felt anything from your soulmate in years and now you knew the reason why. A fragment of a soul was trapped in his own jagged crown while his sons rampaged through the void. Could he even feel anymore? Konrad appeared before you like a shadow, looking down at you where you had laid down to sleep, holding the crown close to your chest. At least he did his name justice and haunted you nearly every night. Perhaps you were going insane or his own ability of seeing the future started to rub off on you. Why else would you be able to avoid danger like that? It was all the crowns fault.
âItâs useless to hold it so tenderly.â he said in a grave voice and you could not help but smile softly. You got used to having him around, hearing his voice in your head and seeing him in the shadows of the night. In a cruel world he was the only constant thing.
âIf you die in your sleep your soul might get trapped alongside mine. Is that the fate you wish for?â he tilted his head, trying to discern your motives and it was hard to reconcile him to the mad monster he told you about. His ghost settled down beside your mattress, curling up while his obsidian eyes never left your face and you held the crown even closer.
âAt least you wouldnât be alone anymore.â you offered and for a moment he seemed to think over your words.
âYou should go a different route tomorrow.â he said at last before disappearing again and leaving you alone in your room.
A sigh escaped your lips. You knew it would take time till you would get through to him. At least his words stopped being so cruel after months. But perhaps being trapped with someone you were always destined to be with wasnât the worst fate in the universe. Perhaps you would grow to like each other.
Sanguinius
âHorusâŚI need to find him..where is Horus.â Sanguinius thought as he drifted through the endless and empty hallway, ready to meet his traitorous brother again.
But something or other someone was out of place and it tugged at his body. A dirty baseline was handling hot metal without much protection and he felt every small brunt. For a moment he forgot about his brother and the fury he felt and approached, making the human flinch in fear and back away. It was one of the crew but the uniform was different as well as the walls. Sanguinius wasnât sure what kind of sorcery this was but the tug in his soul was unmistakable. In the midst of chaos he had found his soulmate. For a moment the anger returned and he advanced towards them with a snarl.
âWhere is Horus? Where is the master of this ship?â he growled at the mortal which made them shuffle backwards. It didnât matter if it was his soulmate. He would kill them too if they were a traitor.
âHorus? ThereâŚthere is no Horus. You mean Abaddon?â you said unsure, making the angel hesitate. Did you not know who Horus was?
âAh..that means IâmâŚâ
A sudden clarity washed over him in the presence of his soulmate. Horus wasnât on the Vengeful Spirit anymore. The battle had been over for ten thousand years. His hand went right through you as he attempted to grab you, confirming that he had indeed been dead. The world moved on, but Sanguinius was stuck in the past, reliving his final hour over and over again. How much of it had you felt?
âI apologize for frightening you. That was not my intention..â he said hesitant as the walls around him became more akin to the present time. âIt appears you have freed me even if I donât know how to explain it..â the burns on his fingers still stung but at least his words made you take a step towards him. âAll I can say itâs unfortunate that we had met this way.â and he himself couldnât imagine being a slave, tied to a ghost who was cursed to relive his death on a cursed ship.
âNo matter the circumstances of our meeting I will help you to escape and we will find my sons. They will accept you and you will suffer no more. I promise you that.â Sanguinius said with sudden determination. He had broken the cycle of death that held him trapped in the past. His spirit would move forward together with you till the very end.
Roboute Guilliman
âIf only I could find youâŚI would never be alone again.â
A Primarch returning was a grand event in a world torn by war and despair. It gave people hope to live yet another day and fight for the Imperium more vigorous than ever before. For Guilliman his awakening did him little good.
In this day and age he had no one. Everyone he knew was long dead. He shouldâve expected it, that things would not last forever. A part of him knew it ever since Konor died but he had hoped that death would creep up slowly on them all, allowing him to process one loss at a time. But now Tarasha was dead, the fate of Aeonid still unknown, his beloved brothers sharing the same fate. That was not accounting all the stress and physical pain he felt.
He kneeled down to pick up a report that had fallen from his desk but his armor barely allowed room for casual movement and he hit his head against the table, letting out a curse. In the room beside his office something fell and his knees started to suddenly hurt along with his head. He heard a furious voice scolding someone. Standing up he had allowed his curiosity to guide him. A worker who had cleaned the windows had fallen, taking the ladder and bucket with them, staining the rug. They were clutching the back of their head while an overseer was yelling at them
âItâsâŚitâs not my fault! The pain in my head..â the crying worker started by was harshly interrupted by the overseer.
âYou already had two weeks and youâre still hadnât gotten better! At this point itâs easier to make you a servitor. I donât want to hear anymore complaining about pain! Am I understood!? Now clean this mess!â with a huff the overseer stormed out, not noticing him standing in the opposite doorway. The poor worker started to pick up the bucket and sponge and he approached, grabbing the ladder and putting it upright.
âNeed a hand?â he said allowing himself a friendly smile that he hadnât worn in months. If that is truly who he thinks it is then he needed to give off a good first impression! It couldnât be any harder than a simple campaign, right? He didnât even remember the last time genuine excitement started to rise in his chest when you looked up at him.
Corvus Corax
Heretics.
It disgusted him to see Word Bearers and their servants walking around the ground and tainting the planets city. Corvus would tear them apart soon enough when they lowered their guard and would have no chance of escaping his shadow. Maybe his body would stop hurting too. It all started when he felt a searing pain at the nape of his neck and continued with pain on his legs and hands. Corvus knew his soulmate was in trouble but his search was still fruitless.
From his vantage point he could observe everyone without being noticed. Mortals were moving stones and building future temples while Astartes were herding them with whips and guns. Who of them were willing participants or forced to endure those cruelties was hard to say and while he was not fond to kill innocents it was a necessary evil in such places. Involuntary his eyes stopped on a small figure that had been pushed down by a Word Bearer to start working.
Beside a small cursed altar knelt a weeping servant on bruised knees, forced to build it up despite the sharp edges cutting into their hands and the blood making every tool slippery. If the identical pain wasnât an indicator that it was his soulmate, the brand mark on their nape was more than enough to make it a likely possibility. A stray stone hit their shoulder and Corvus winced to himself when he felt the ache in his own bones.
He crept closer and before anyone noticed he snatched you into the shadow, putting a hand on your mouth before your scream could alert anyone. Corvus felt the struggling, the kicking of feet as he stifled you, waiting for you to loose consciousness. It was controlled and methodical but necessary even if he felt the pain himself. As soon as you stopped moving he put you into a safe dark corner, wiping away some stray tears from your face.
âI will avenge your suffering.â
He would come back for you once he was done with his enemies and carry you away to safety, find a way to apologize for his rough treatment of you. Nevermore would you suffer by someoneâs hands.
Vulkan
âJust where could they be?â
Two kilometers away from you and he started to feel the pain.
Vulkan could feel his feet burning while he ran along the planets surface trying to reach his soulmate first. The pain was identical, you both were on the same fiery planet and it was as if his soul started to pull him to your direction. He always dreamed about the day he would meet his soulmate and now you were so close to him.
One kilometer away from you and he started to run.
It began when people were fleeing around him and his warriors. He searched the landscape with his eyes for the source of the panic. In the distance he saw a person running along the fiery stones in a desperate bid to escape the massive beast that kept pursuing you even when you lost your shoes and the coals burned into your skin.
Five hundred meters away from you and he could see you falter.
You were in his view, the creature opened its maw to devour you as your lungs burned and your body was slowing down. Past your head flew a hammer with such ferocity that you couldâve felt the wind and the beast let out a scream behind you. Past you ran a green giant in a blur of motion, retrieving his hammer and taking a second leap at the beast while a second one suddenly picked you up like a doll and Vulkan could feel the pain recede.
For a moment he stood there, allowing you to see him in all his glory, gems glittering, armor bright and a massive hammer in hand while the beast was slayed. His soul was singing in resonance with yours and he wanted you to see him in all his might and glory.
Zero meters away from you he had taken you from the Salamander, looking over you despite the Apothecary having already checked you and making sure to avoid any injuries.
âIâm glad to have finally found you, my dear soulmate!â he said with such affection, finally allowing his destiny to happen.
Leman Russ
âWherever you are I will find you and you will stop starving.â
Ever since Leman entered the warp he felt a hunger no amount of food could still and a cold that could never be replaced by a fire. Every day, if you could call it a day in the warp, he felt the pain in his stomach that never left him and he froze like he never did on Fenris. In front of his crew an abandoned ship floated around and he knew it was time for yet another dangerous maneuver.
It was time to board a dead vessel that had been lost in the warp.
They have fallen so low. Now they had to scavenge upon a dead ship in the middle of nowhere. It was as undignified for the great wolves as it was necessary if he wanted to keep his comrades alive..or rather what remained of them after years and years of battle. You never knew what you could get when you entered a dead ship. Sometimes they found crew that was still alive, sometimes they found food that wasnât yet spoiled, sometimes it were daemons and xenos that waited for them, eagerly to taste their flesh.
This time it was mostly empty. Perhaps this vessel had been lost for years. No survivors were aboard and most food had been lost. It was disappointing and he wouldâve left if not for a small beeping sound in the distance. In one of the rooms he found a still active stasis pod with a person inside of it! He felt as if an invisible hand had guided him to that room and he knew that you belonged to him.
The stasis pod hummed with depleting life and he knew that a few days more and it would give out completely and grant you a cold death with food reserves growing low and the heating system failing.
Was this fate? Did the all-father send you to him as a sign that it was enough?
Leman didnât know if it had been fate that allowed you two to meet but he took the stasis pod with him and connected it to his own ship. Soon you would wake up and make the journey back home. He was away for long enough and besides he wanted to check how Bjorn was doing and the rest of his legions. A grad feast would do both of you good and if you got cold he would keep you warm in his arms.
âItâs time to go home.â he thought about Fenris again.
Jaghatai Khan
Time in between fights in the arena became blurry and useless. All that mattered was death and suffering displayed like art for cruel connoisseurs.
Charging into the dark city had not been the best plan he had but the hatred had burned so bright it had blinded his reason for a moment. In the end it had cost him his freedom and doomed him to fight in the grand arena, crushing not only xenos and monsters but also innocent lives. Perhaps it had been a mercy for them to fall into the embrace of death. It must be already a century since he was captured but he couldnât be sure about that.
What he was sure about is that his soulmate was somewhere in here. Jaghatai could fell the strangers pain of torture on his skin by the tools of the Drukhari and he felt a consistent tug on his soul ever since he got to Commorragh.
The fight was over again, the corpse of a beast was at his feet and the crowd cheered in ecstasy at the perceived suffering and he used the brief period of time in between fights to looked around. How many unfortunate souls had been turned into grotesque decoration he couldnât tell but everything seemed to pulse with life. Some were more fortunate, gaining the favor of their masters and standing beside them like servants or worse like pets.
He felt a sudden tug at his throat that made it hard to breath for a moment and his eyes landed on a smaller figure, being dressed in finery and yet being covered in old and fresh scars. In the upper spire he could see a slave kneeling beside a throne their master was sitting on, the xeno tugging at the chain around their throat as if reprimanding an unruly pet before pulling back their head by the hair, making a cut on the collarbone of the slave and letting the blood fall into the wine goblet as if it was a delicacy. Under the meager armor he felt the same pain and he frowned. Finally he had found his poor soulmate and no doubt they felt the same pain of his wounds.
âHold on a little longer. I will figure something out.â
Jaghatai would become better so that you would feel none of his wounds. Your eyes met for a small moment and he tried to convey that he recognized the connection. Now he had an objective that was worth fighting for. Sooner than later he would find a way to get you both out and burn this wretched place to the ground.
Magnus
âPlease do not avoid meâ he reached out telepathically again. âIâm just like you.â
This world was hostile. Not just towards the Imperium but also to people like you and him. The medieval world was exactly what he expected and was so alike to any other. Technology wasnât yet invented and the unknown was treated with fear and myths. People who stood out too much or had powers no one could explain were persecuted as witches and evil sorcerers. A lot of things were easy to explain but it was pointless when no one was willing to listen.
Magnus had arrived in the far city at night time and descended upon the surface with his legion. Arriving at the exact moment of a witch burning. The flames leapt up and caught the legs of the poor person on the stake, blisters were foaming and they cried out in pain. Worst of all he felt the exact same pain under his armor and a moment of recognition passed over him before he acted. Nevermind the fact that he felt every single sting if the flames he plucked you from the fires with his bare hands. It pained you more than him perhaps but Magnus couldnât waste a moment, too afraid that if he did the flames would consume you fully.
Banning the practice of witch burning would be easy as soon as the world was conquered. Healing your wounds even easier with his Apothecaries at hand that would ease the pain. Dealing with the aftermath on his ship was far from easy.
Out of his armor he looked less intimidating but not to you. As soon as you saw him you bolted from the medical bay and ran across the whole ship with him pursuing you and trying to get you back to the apothecaries. The strange place and devices frightened you after your brush with death and the massive red giant wasnât any comfort to you even if he saved your life.
Magnus entered the vast library where you had hidden yourself from him, making as many obstacles to your mind as you could. He rounded the corner and found you in a crevice between two bookshelves where he would not be able to reach you without deconstructing half the library.
âPlease I mean you no harm dear one.â he said again and sat down on the floor opposite from you. For a moment he wanted to tell you about the connection he felt to you but stopped himself. You would not listen to him in that state of fear. Your mind was revolving around your injuries and the strange giants around you. âIf I call in a normal healerâŚwill you at least come out and let them see your legs? The bandages are coming undone.â he said instead and after a moment he saw a hesitant nod from you.
It would be a long journey till he would get your trust but it was worth it for him. As long as he had you he had all the time in the universe to show you that the world was not always a place of cruelty.
Ferrus Manus
A week ago a piercing pain through his eye and skull has forced him to his knees. Now the pain was dull but constant.
âWhat are they getting into again?â
Ferrus knew that by the pain that connected him, his soulmate was leading a harsh life. Why else would they experience constant pain? He was deep in thought when a servitor walked past him in his forge, the crippled body barely moving and as it tripped, a cable was torn out of its back, snagged by some stray equipment. Instantly he felt the same pain in his lower back and his head turned slowly to the body. It couldnât be.
He approached the body lifting it up again and looked into the lifeless eyes that looked more like that of a corpse. It was a recent enough addition and his hands trembled as he put them back on their feet and swallowed hard. It couldnât be them. He refused to believe it. Another cable was snatched sending searing pain through his stomach as the body collapsed in front of him.
There was no mistaking. That thing was his soulmate.
It was rare that something left him disturbed but for the first time in his life he felt a genuine bile rise from his stomach into his throat. Picking it up again was easy but this time he did not let it go.
âSpine compromised. Damage. Damage.â it said but Ferrus ignored it in favor of his son.
âWhenâŚwhen was this one added? They werenât around before.â he said coldly but the calm was deceiving.
âJust last week my Lord Primarch.â one of his sons said, who worked alongside him. âThe human had proven most competent on the battlefield and was given the honor to continue serving despite their grievous injuries.â
A week ago. The same time he had felt the pain, nor of his but of your lobotomy that turned you into a servitor. You had been so close to him and so far at the same time. After his denial came anger and despite everything he wanted to tear apart those who robbed him of the one who was supposed to stay beside him. But all he could do was to hold you in his arms, never knowing who you were and forever loosing the chance to see who you would become.
âWhy? Is something the matter with this one Lord Priââ
His son didnât get to finish the sentence before Ferrus twisted the head of the servitor, ending it instantly and bowing his own head in pain. For a moment it was unbearable before it disappeared. It was the least he could do for a person he would never get the chance to love as the universe intended.
Mortarion
âWe are an unlikely pair.â he said while you were tracing the scars around his back with your finger. He was the one who took life, you were the one who preserved it. You both could not exist on the same level and yet fate had other plans for you.
âIt doesnât matter.â you answered.
Most of his skin had been burned by acid and poisons by his so called âfatherâ, leaving his body a mess of pain and suffering. While he had been immortal p, he had not been invincible. Mortarion did not hide that from you. After all you were a medicae and his soulmate.
Sometimes his curiosity got the better of him and on a distant, newly discovered planet he reached out to you to test the skills and knowledge of the people. After all why not? His collection of biological weapons was ever growing through it. Dodging a check up on a demi god was a task that a lot would shy away from. You had taken a glance at him and told him to show you his wounds, treating him like you would any other patient.
âThe damage in the nerves is severe. The damage goes deeper than the skin.â you had said and it was nothing new for him. Mortarion knew that most things were irreversible but when you had hit your arm against the table he felt the sensation on his skin. He knew you belonged to him and he belonged to you. For a long time he had been able to feel the pain of a stranger.
âI can barely feel your touch. Did your skin become just as numb as mine?â
Now ever since he met his other half he started to feel more than just pain. Your souls had connected to each other and he felt every soft stroke that you did upon your own body, every gentle touch and he hoped that someday he would fully feel you do the same on his own body. It was as distracting as it was exciting.
âIt will take time for you to feel something again but Iâm willing to give you the sensations you want.â you said with a small soft smile and he couldnât deny you anything.
Angron
You were pulling at your hair again, holding your head as the pain became unbearable once more. But that was not your main concern.
You did not know who had said what but one moment you had been getting water for your refugee camp, the city burning in the distance from an assault of the supposed World Eaters and in the next you had been dragged into a thunderhawk by an Astartes without much explanation. You thought it would be the end of you. Then the pain started and you doubled over in your seat as it was stronger than usual.
You had felt pain all your life. Headaches could last days and become worse over hours but they never truly went away. At some point you got used to it, found ways to cope before your city was destroyed. After that you felt worse and no doctor could help you because there was simply nothing in your brain that would warrant such pain.
The pain subsided after minutes this time, you had landed a the Astartes unceremoniously dragged you through the corridors of the ship. The pain was slowly flaring up again but you tried to pull yourself together. And yet when you entered a room you fell to your knees, the Astartes was saying something but you could not hear it. Clearly it hadnât been addressed to you either.
A massive man was sitting on the throne, weapon and armor tainted with dried blood while strange devices protruded from his head. It was terrifying to stand in the dim room that smelled of sweat, blood and gore before this leviathan but he made no move towards you. On the side stood an Astartes that had presented you subtly enough you could see there was a hint of hope in his eyes that was rare for superhuman soldiers. For a brief moment you dared to look up, meeting his heavy gaze and he opened his mouth for the first and last time in front of you.
âGo to the librarian. He will find a way to separate this bond.â he said gravely and the hope in the Astartes eyes disappeared before once more you were dragged away without complaining. You never got an explanation who it was or what had connected you two.
The doors closed and Angron eyes remained upon it for a moment longer before the pain flared up again and he heard you wail in the distance. This was the right decision. It was for the best.
âYou will not take part in my suffering any longer.â
Horus Lupercal
The rebel planet held his soulmate and he knew it. Call it a gut feeling but he had the feeling he had seen you during a skirmish, felt the pain and presence as something detonated nearby but before he managed to get you, you had disappeared between the buildings. But a Primarchs memory was good and a glimpse had been enough for him to give his soldiers a description and send them out to get you while he waited on the bridge of his ship.
He knew exactly when you were found, feeling when you were treated roughly or sustained small and insignificant injuries. Hours later a baseline was dragged in by an annoyed Abaddon who wouldâve liked to kill the resisting nuisance instead of dealing with it. With a huff he dropped you off and was dismissed from his duty.
âNo need to worry. I didnât bring you here to kill you.â Horus said, mistaking your lack of movement as a sign of fear. He couldnât blame you considering you were in his presence. âWhy donât you take a seat?â he continued but when you still made no move to approach he rose with a sigh from his seat. âCome now. I wonât hurt youâŚâ
But when he came closer, reaching out with his hand you pointed a pocket knife at him but even without the knife he wouldâve been dead if looks could kill.At least if he intended to kill you, you would go out defiant till the end. You saw how he raised one eyebrow and and stopped his advance. For a moment you were at a standoff, neither you nor he moved in this silent battle of wills but you didnât back off even if his aura pressed down on you. Then he gave you a small smirk and took a step back, kneeling down to be on nearly the same eye level as you.
âVery well.â You had won this small battle, but Horus was sure he would win the silent war.
âIf it makes it better I felt every painful touch too. We are connected after all.â he said with a charming smile âBut letâs not get ahead of ourselves. Why donât we get to know each other first? Starting with your beautiful name?â
Lorgar Aurelian
âDo not run from me my angel.â Lorgar said softly as he pursued you through the empty chapel. âYou know that we are meant to be together.â
Planets fell like dominoes before him. Especially when they were far from the protection of the Imperium. On one of those unfortunate planets he had found his soulmate. Oh how fortunate he was that you stumbled right in front of him, scrapping your knee and making him feel the pain that had bound you together by fate.
âI have waited long enough for this!â
The statue of his father loomed over him as he entered the main room and with the blown out candles it looked more ominous. It was pointless to search protection in this empty house. No false god would protect you from fate and he was growing weary of chasing you when he could already hold you in his hands and cherish you in the way you deserve as his soulmate. A shame you couldnât see it yet.
Lorgar took out a knife, plunging it into his own thigh, hitting his femur on purpose and ahead he could hear you scream out and stumble. He pulled it out with a wet sound and approached you slowly. His body would heal itself with ease but the pain would still be present for several minutes if not hours. To him it was nothing. To you it was everything and you were curled up on the floor, clutching your leg and hyperventilating.
âSshhhh..Itâs alright.â he said, taking your face into his hands and caressing your cheeks. âThe pain is temporary and will give you the clarity you need.â
Despite everything you were still trying to writhe in his arms when he picked you up and he couldnât help but admire your unbreakable spirit. Outside the planet was burning and when the smoke and the smell of blood of the impaled corpses of the so called faithful hit your nose you started to cry again but he shushed you with ease.
âDonât cry about your loss. Instead rejoice that your planet will see the true light. Sicarus and it will be your new home and you will be happy.â
Alpharius/Omegon
âWhere are you going?â one of the bald men said that had been following you for two weeks by now.
You hadnât noticed him or rather them at first. The hab block on the hive world was always dark and your shifts were leaving you drained. Your body was trained at this point to return back home through the familiar alleys and corridors and the exhaustion made you only think about your bed. It was only through pure coincidence that you noticed an unknown presence when you heard one footstep too many behind you. From then on you were never alone.
First it was just stalking throughout your day. While unnerving nothing happened and itâs not like someone wouldâve helped you anyways. Then food started to appear in your room when you couldnât get any rations and were starving. From your peripheral vision you sometimes saw a flash of something greenish. One time someone there a small pebble against the back of your head and you cursed out the empty alleyway and you couldâve sworn that you heard some laughter from somewhere above. At least you knew from then on that it wasnât just one person following you.
You had grow used to your silent companions and almost expected to feel their presence. You werenât sure what their agenda was. Perhaps it had been some kind of test that you knew nothing about. Whatever it was you hoped it would not disturb your day any further. Maybe they could throw you a new bag for your tools through your window if they were already at it.
Today was different though and they have appeared to you in their weird teal armor, talking to you like they were talking about weather and werenât the one who had followed you for two weeks.
âTo work?â you said unimpressed by the feigned ignorance. âDonât you dare to play coy with me now after stalking me for weeks.â
âWell you could go to work..â one of the twins said before the other added âbut we have a different proposition for you..â and somehow you knew you would not be able to refuse.
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Here's a question for y'all: most toxic relationship advice your astartes would give to a newly bonded brother? I've seen good advice, now I want terrible advice that the giver thinks is good.
Results: structural damages to house, busted windows, 11 neighbors deaf, Iron Hands down the street gathering for a fight, a daemonette (?) just ran into the woods. It's chaos (generic variety), but Bonded cannot really be mad because it is hella badass to have a Band of Noise Marines put on a concert just for them. The Neighbors, unfortunately, sue.
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Lamenters: never let them leave your sight. But also don't come too close least you attract your unluck onto them.
Results: 8 foot tall, massive, armed humanoid moping around, just out of eyesight. The newly Bonded human goes directly to their psychiatrist because they hear sad muttering, moping and whining, but aside from a flash of yellow now and then, the person does not approach them. Lamenter is offended when the human thinks they are a hallucination and goes to confront/introduce himself. A comically large piano falls on him in the process.
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Night Lords: an older bonded brother just said âbe fucking normal, for once in your sad, miserable, misbegotten life, be fucking normal.â
Results: All of your fruit is eaten. When you come home, there is a seven something foot tall pale gangly man just lounging on the couch, watching your TV. âWhat?â you say. âHi honey!â The Night Lord responds. âHow was work?â You scream. He sighs and explains that he is your Bonded and you will be living together now like a proper bonded pair. You keep screaming. He is large and smells funny and wearing YOUR slippers that are like 15 sizes too small.
His understanding of normal came from watching sitcoms. Unfortunately, they did not cover the parts that come before the couple moves in together.
Trying to get the insurance company to pay out and lawyers fees.
Thinking they are either losing their mind or being haunted by an oddly yellow ghost. Likely both.
A horror sketch becoing a horror-comedy sketch. Sadly the brother who gave the advice comes to get your sitcom watching idiot belives normal courting to be normal Nostromen Courting. This does not stop the screaming. An elderly Night Lord Apothecary eventually comes in and knocks the pair's heads together, apologizes to you and drags them both out of your house by the ears. Him scolding them both off into the distance like the universe's scariest babuscha is some how the most normal thing that happened.
Noise Marine Band doing gigs and dealing Slaaneshi drugs on the side to help cover the repair costs. I feel like they are a very communal subtype of Marine. They are genuinely remorseful- but with an air of distinctive superiority. Like, yeah, âthe structural integrity of the building is not fit to withstand our glorious performances! It's not our Brother's Bonded's fault though.â. Accidentally piss off not just the local Iron Hands, But Imperial Fists, too. Iron Warriors pass by snickering.
The Lamenter is just... There. Caring for his Bonded while they deal with tapering off their unnecessary medication. Accidentally setting the kitchen on fire. Bonded gets a prescription for anxiety medication for both of them. They chill out. Apothecaries everywhere getting sent out a Lamenter-specific protocol that involves intense psychotherapy, anti-anxiety drugs and multiple reality checks daily.
And the Night Lord? Bonded now sounds permanently hoarse from his âsurprisesâ. A carcass on their doorstep. Their childhood bully now jobless and homeless, writing desperate apologies to them on Facebook. Begging to âcall back their rabid bat of a Marineâ. And the Bonded's nasty boss has suddenly gone missing? It's great the Older Night Lord steps in and knocks them both foreheads first. Amusing, even. The 69 criminal charges against the freshly Bonded Night Lord aren't going away though.
Can you do primarchs finding they are fathers after spending years in battle?
Hey anon, thank you for the ask!
Now, if one is absent by an accident does is still make one an absentee father?
tune in and find out!
Lion El'Jonson
Lion is kind of stoic about it. He was not raised by Luther from infancy, so he does not know how one behaves during these tender years. If your child is a toddler, or even older, he still takes it with all the grace he can manage and vows to be in the child's future from this moment on.
Fulgrim
Fulgrim is devastated. What do you mean he missed all those precious moments? Your pregnancy, the childbirth, the infancy, your child's developmental milestones? He is in ruin. He still loves the child, of course, that is not even a question, but he dearly wants another one so he can experience these moments firsthand.
Perturabo
The only concern Perturabo has is whether you and the serfs have messed up the child's development in some way. So he inspects the child the way one might inspect a contraption, which probably does not earn him much love from you or the child, but he does find them satisfactory, and so he begins to plan how to raise them in order for them to reach his standards.
Jaghatai Khan
Honestly, with how often Jaghatai is away, it was bound to happen. He is not happy it happened, but he is probably the most prepared of all. As long as your child is healthy and happy, he is content. If you are angry at him for missing those moments, well, he can always give you another one, and this time take you with him.
Leman Russ
Leman is of two minds. On one hand, he absolutely trusts you with raising the child the way he would want them to be raised. On the other, he is still a bit miffed he missed their puppy days. The only solution here is to be present in the days of their adolescence and then, maybe then, have another one with you.
Rogal Dorn
Dorn expects you to be understanding. His duty as the Praetor of Terra takes him away from home for the longest time. Finding out he is a father is a surprise, but he mostly inspects your reaction. If you show grace, he will show humility. If you show disagreement, he will remind you of what the arrangement was from the start. Nevertheless, even if you have a fight, you will reach a consensus and he will finally get to hold his child. And in that moment, he melts.
Konrad Curze
Konrad refuses to believe that they are his, despite the obvious familiarity, and certainty of your own faithfulness to him. His brain simply cannot comprehend that he is now a father. It will take him a couple of days, but then you will find him looking at your sleeping child and humming something suspiciously like a lullaby.
Sanguinius
Sanguinius is crestfallen. He suspects that pregnancy may not have been easy on you, and not being there to offer you his support pains him. But you are healthy and so is the child. And so he will forego all the previous worry for the happiness that the future may hold, but for now, allow him to hold both you and the child. This is all he ever needs in this moment.
Ferrus Manus
Ferrus is shocked. He is not one to miss much, so the realization that he was absent for all of this lands hard. He does not speak of regret easily, but he feels it. He will look at the child with a careful, practical sort of awe, then at you with something quieter and far more serious. If you let him, he will make up for the lost time with action, provision, and absolute reliability.
Angron
Angron is angry, but not at you, and not at the child. He is angry at the fact that he was torn from his family at such a vulnerable moment. Yes, you managed splendidly, and the child is looking at him with that curiosity he long forgot existed in this world, but he is still pained that he was not allowed to hold his family when it mattered most.
Roboute Guilliman
Roboute is surprised. He keeps meticulous tabs on your health, so for pregnancy to come as a surprise means that it probably happened during the night before his departure. Yes, that must have happened on that very joyful night because he was out of contact with you afterward. Warp travel does things to you. Well now, if you allow him to officially meet his heir, he is going to make sure that they are properly cared for for the rest of their life.
Mortarion
Mortarion is uneasy. He does not like surprises, and he likes them even less when they involve a child he did not know was coming. Still, once the shock passes, he becomes oddly careful, almost awkwardly protective. He will not be tender in an obvious way, but he will be present, and for Mortarion, that is a promise.
Magnus the Red
Magnus is surprised beyond measure. He keeps tabs on your soul, so he should have felt the moment when there was a new one born from you and, well, his, yet he was completely in the dark. Was it the warp? Or was his child so gifted in sorcery that they managed to hide themselves from their illustrious father from the moment of conception? Nonetheless, the years lost are lost, but he is here for all that is going to come forward.
Horus Lupercal
Horus is pissed. Pissed. What do you mean he missed the sight of you growing rounder and rounder with his child, your breasts getting heavier, and you being so adorably tired that you can barely move sometimes? Oh, this is a huge blow to him. He wanted to see it. He wanted to see it all. He wanted to feel you, to hold you, to be there for your late-night cravings, to chuckle when you cry over something so simple as an injured baby bird. No matter. He will just have to make another one and keep you by his side at all times.
Lorgar Aurelian
Lorgar is inconsolable. What do you mean he missed the miracle of seeing you growing full with his child? This divine blessing, this declaration of love between you and what he was doing? Subjugating in the name of the Father. Yes, it is important, but not so important as you are. Oh dearest one, can you forgive him? Will his own blood accept him? And will he ever be worthy of such a gift that you have bestowed upon him?
Vulkan
Vulkan is ecstatic. He left the hoard only to return and find that it had grown ever more precious. He will hold you first and then the children. He is, at this moment, the happiest and proudest papa of all. His little drakes are out of their mother's belly and here is here to take on the burden of child-rearing for the foreseeable future.
Corvus Corax
You know what? That is his own fault. He keeps things secret from you. He keeps you in the dark. So it is only fair that fate has gifted him the most secret one of all. Alas, he is here and he is eager to meet his hatchling. And he promised that he will no longer hide from you or them.
Alpharius Omegon
Alpharius and Omegon are surprised, but it is a good kind of surprise. Looks like you grew even more adept at keeping secrets than they are. So they commend you on that. And then they get to the children. They are going to learn a lot of things from their illustrious papas.
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Here's a question for y'all: most toxic relationship advice your astartes would give to a newly bonded brother? I've seen good advice, now I want terrible advice that the giver thinks is good.
Results: structural damages to house, busted windows, 11 neighbors deaf, Iron Hands down the street gathering for a fight, a daemonette (?) just ran into the woods. It's chaos (generic variety), but Bonded cannot really be mad because it is hella badass to have a Band of Noise Marines put on a concert just for them. The Neighbors, unfortunately, sue.
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Lamenters: never let them leave your sight. But also don't come too close least you attract your unluck onto them.
Results: 8 foot tall, massive, armed humanoid moping around, just out of eyesight. The newly Bonded human goes directly to their psychiatrist because they hear sad muttering, moping and whining, but aside from a flash of yellow now and then, the person does not approach them. Lamenter is offended when the human thinks they are a hallucination and goes to confront/introduce himself. A comically large piano falls on him in the process.
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Night Lords: an older bonded brother just said âbe fucking normal, for once in your sad, miserable, misbegotten life, be fucking normal.â
Results: All of your fruit is eaten. When you come home, there is a seven something foot tall pale gangly man just lounging on the couch, watching your TV. âWhat?â you say. âHi honey!â The Night Lord responds. âHow was work?â You scream. He sighs and explains that he is your Bonded and you will be living together now like a proper bonded pair. You keep screaming. He is large and smells funny and wearing YOUR slippers that are like 15 sizes too small.
His understanding of normal came from watching sitcoms. Unfortunately, they did not cover the parts that come before the couple moves in together.
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