Pink Haired Poophead

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

this post ruined my life

YOURE DOING SO WELL SWEETIE IM SO PROUD OF YOU

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season

LOVE TRIANGLE

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

Rb for that art doe

one day you’re just gonna be like “i’m glad i didn’t give up back then”

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

that sounds like an excellent reason to try this strategy

imagine if everytime you killed someone you gained their skills

my murderer, after absorbing my depression: WAIT