So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

She's honkin my shnoo till I'm asleep

May god give me the strength to be so much cooler than everybody else

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

ive been cultivating a new look in 2023 called guy who gets killed with spear

The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

american psycho i mean

cat american psycho i mean

sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

you conjure such a beautiful world

they should invent a way for me to bear it

Wtf. Just found out the book im reading is a horror novel even though they didn't put "reader beware, you're in for a scare" on the cover. How was i supposed to know

doing my best to beat the sleepyhead allegationzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

he fits *sobbing*