ever since İ was a little girl İ've wanted to be a sodomite

helped a friend move (which i had to wake up at 7.30 for #death) and then went grocery shopping AND THEN cleaned my apartment for 2 hours #grindset

almost went dancing too but then I realized it'd be a horrible idea cause 1. i have a nail appointment at 12 am 2. I'd have to go alone 3. I'm going dancing next weekend with a lot of friends which is going to be so much more fun. so i got dressed up only to go 'nah' at the very last minute. im gonna be very thankful about this tomorrow.

my mutuals always posting about some gay guy getting raped

Don't jerk off in anger

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.