fall from grace

Switching to your sinistral hemipene is faster than reloading

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

How do girls do bukkakes without all that stinging their eyes? Me personally i would want some eye protection.

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

An evil clone duplicated my friend and everyone wants me to help figure out which one is the real one but I keep getting distracted because the way they grab at each other roughly hands on identical hands and insult each other so targetedly is actually really, really hot. Can't we just keep both of them? We'll just domesticate the doppelganger. It'll be fine.

Blonde people is body horror