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Veitsihevonen -> ei turvallinen -> turpa korvattu veitsellä -> veitsinokkaeläin?

joskus sitä vaa muistaa et ai vittu mä vihaan persuja niin saatanasti

tää postaus on kuus vuotta vanha mut viimesen viikon aikana pornobotit on ruvennu tykkäilemää tästä ihan urakalla ni laitetaas taas kiertoo

"butchfemme is heteronormative" i am doing things with butches that i dont think many heteros would call normal

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

en voi uskoo et ainoot vaihtoehdot on 30 minuuttia ajoissa tai 10 minuuttia myöhässä. olispa joku toinen keino. mutta minkäs sille voi

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Resteraunt servers have the funniest and most surreal workplace stories of any profession. They have the job that mean nurses think they have. The entire world is working against them the entire shift. And then you feel terrible for laughing. It’s not funny that you tripped and spilled an entire ice tea all over a toddler and the kid started screaming at the top of his lungs. Nobody was having a good day, thank God it wasn’t a hot coffee. That’s not funny. I did laugh so hard tears started rolling down my face when you recounted this mortifying ordeal though.

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

tragedia kurikassa: paikallisen vampyyrin uusi juomapullo ei ollutkaan verenkestävä.

ok im writing. what the hell happens after The

noutaja tulee joka tapauksessa