snork mimimi kinda guy

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

eco-friendly naughty children get wind turbines in their stockings for christmas

sound on for eepy baby noises

me when i'm wrapped up oh so cozy in my blankie

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

Miten vieraantuneita todellisuudesta kytät voi olla?

Juu on kyllä heti turvallisempi olo, kun tietää, että kytät kyllä järkkää pärinäpojat sairaalaan liikennettä häiritsemästä

Se tunne kun 15v on liian nuori Someen mutta tarpeeks vanha poliisiväkivallan uhriksi.

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it