snork mimimi kinda guy

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

t-shirt that says I ❤️ AVOIDING GOING TO SLEEP

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

eco-friendly naughty children get wind turbines in their stockings for christmas

sound on for eepy baby noises

me when i'm wrapped up oh so cozy in my blankie