snork mimimi kinda guy

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

Fun fact: in Finnish the word for potato is "peruna" which is a complete coincidence and has nothing to do with it coming from Peru. It actually comes from the Swedish word for pear "päron" because swedes used to call it "jordpäron" ("soil pear"). Which is dumb.

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

Beneath the Golden Willow by Ed Perkins

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

i wish you could exchange money for a product that functions as described but unfortunately this isn't allowed anymore

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

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