melancholic madness

things are going to be difficult. But you

are going to be difficulter

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

I have had this queued since December 15th.

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying

stop reblogging this it can't be my legacy