Jesus couldn't manage a 12-person team without one of them betraying him, so that's not saying much.

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

He suddenly seemed happier, having less trouble breathing through disappointment and just being generally all around more cheerful and able to focus in school better. Sure, my partner had to pull him out of a six foot by three foot hole today, but he was stoked about it!

As someone who worked in OSHA, let me tell you that there are very few rescues when it comes to excavation collapses. Usually they are recoveries.

This is what happen when people take the 'your brain doesn't mature till 25' pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia

I'm just trying to get the mood right

There's no special meaning to an eclipse, but how can you not be awed by the random chance of our existence that we get to see such an event.

I can't wait to see what they do and I hope it's really funny!

I know I tagged my last post grief, but it took me a bit to really realize that I’m still grieving. A Reddit post about celebrities who are assholes from last week tore open the wound that is LostProphets and now I’m crying as I type this out because of all the things that could/should have been. I’ll never get to take my wife to a LostProphets Concert. I’ll never get to be excited for the reboot of Ruruoni Kenshin. And it’s like I’m perpetually waiting to find out which music, or video game, or anime that I love is ruined because the creator has done something awful. It hurts.

I can only hope we make the world a little better before she had to take it on.

*blows bubbles instead of vape smoke at the function*

Charlie alone (along with Grandpa Joe) managed to survive the trap Wonka set out for him. Charlie alone showed contrition for his actions. Charlie alone avoided the final trap that Wonka set before the even began.

Like, I get this is a bullshit conservative political tweet, but in reality the consequences would be so much more vast than merely famine or loss of the tech industry. Entire ecosystems would be created and destroyed.

Like, I have a specific purpose for my visit. If I have to wander the facility to find what I'm supposed to look at, you deserve any extra citations I find.

GO OFF KING !!!