Luv u

My favourite thing ever is when you ask someone whose never had a penis what they'd do if they got one and the immediate answer is always "I'm stroking my shit crazystyle" it's so funny

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

I'm sorry but guy is so yellow 😭

This is so cool

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

And I hope you all have good oral health, so please brush and floss your teeth. Please. I just want all the good things for you.

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

You meet god

Whole, in one gulp.

Father of the Muffin Boy

Car's haunted

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

into the sky, where it turns into stars

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah