VoidAndCold

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

if you find yourself wanting to shave before having your body seen by other people (going swimming, wearing something revealing, seeing a partner, etc.) then i think that's a good indicator that shaving isn't actually just your personal choice and is most likely the result of societal pressure

as cool as radblr is i don't think i'll ever be comfortable with how many people here say slurs

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

So I am not the only one that noticed that we have NOT sent ANY help! Like as soon as I heard of the fires, I was wondering we are we sending, right no one, cause we suck now.

To be fair, this is very unlikely to go anywhere... it's the principle of it. What a dick move.