i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

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i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

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Leigh Bardugo has truly created one of the best-written villains ever. Every time he appears on the page and opens his filthy mouth, I want to beat him up with a baseball bat.
The way he devalues the heroine and makes her feel small and worthless.
The way he cannot stand her being happy and confident without him.
The way he makes demeaning, offensive comments about her.
The way he ignores her misery and obviously thrives when she is weak and helpless.
The way he gets jealous and aggressive every time she looks at another man.
The way he tries to control her and speaks over her, not letting her make her own decisions.
The way he tries to blame her for his wrongdoings.
The way he leaves her alone in the state of obvious distress because he is too preoccupied with his bruised ego.
The way he resents her being more powerful and important than him and makes ugly scenes every time she doesn't pay him enough attention.
The way she feels guilty and ashamed and starts second-guessing herself when he is in a bad mood.
The way he guilt-trips her and manipulates her into feeling sorry for him.
The way he conditioned her to believe that her self-worth depends on him and her happiness is impossible without his presence.
The way he claims he only wants what's best for her, which makes his abuse even more insidious.
The way she never realizes what damage he's done and keeps doing to her because she believes she can trust him.
The way he gets everything he wants in the end: he is a rich, handsome, popular guy, and she is his nameless, quiet, unassuming, socially ostracized wife.
The way their relationship mimics a toxic, emotionally abusive relationship with eerie accuracy.
He is not evil in an appealing, sexy, fantasy-villain way. He doesn't need a big black cloak, shadow magic, or world-conquering ambitions. He is vile in the most mundane, suffocatingly mediocre sense of this world.
Naming him "Mal," which means "evil" in Latin, was a little bit on the nose, though.
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
Angry archery and silly hats.

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Fragile Handle with Care, 2020
Artist: Roman Pankov
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
Niche skill check
Slight correction to a lot of the comments--it's not "Baking guy plays piano too," it's "Piano guy bakes too"
Inspired by the entertainers of Bermuda’s “golden age”, composer and pianist Dylan Hollis is hard at work on what he does best — creating mu
I was trying to track down a non-soundcloud version of Chords of Humanity, the song he wrote that when he was 17 was used by Doctors Without Borders, and instead found that it was used in a Fallout New Vegas mod that he may also have made at 17?
A Large Expansive Quest Mod has the courier travelling across Post-Apocalyptic America. To reunite the Rockwell People with their Superstruc
which is a sequel to another mod that's also credited to a Dylan Hollis, which I'm not necessarily assuming is him. Could have been a different Dylan Hollis who happened to have found the song by searching his name--oh, wait, there's a video of game play (with the song as background), and there's a tiny bit of voice acting...yeah, that's him.
More people finding out his Fallout affinity thanks to this shirt
Ploop ploop ploop
i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

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So beautiful- BOTH OF THEM
Winter’s Chill - Part 3
This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)
I NEED A HIMBO
IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
hes gotta be strong
and hes gotta be fast
and hes gotta be dumb and polite
THE ACOLYTE CAME OUT 2 YEARS AGO!!!
Pink Snout Moth (Pachypodistes angulata) +

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MAD MEN | 5.01
The Acolyte sketches
...as cats!!
I really enjoyed this series, the choreo, the lightsabers, the chemistry between Qimir and Osha, her turning to the dark side... so much potential!! I wish we could have a 2nd season but...
Ugh can we just let people enjoy different things without throwing so much hate? Some comments I've read criticizing The Acolyte are just too much... Sure, you can dislike it, but the hate is just childish and pathetic.
That aside, enjoy the kitties!!!