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one thing I think is really good about chainsaw man is that denji sucks and is trashy and annoying but still lovable and power as a girl gets to be exactly even if not even more sucky and trashy and annoying but still lovable as him. she does not smell like flowers because she’s a girl she takes a shower maybe monthly and does not flush the toilet. throws vegetables at aki’s wall because she does not like them. I’m pretty sure while she was wandering in the forest she was eating rats. kicks down aki’s door upon living with him. girl character who is not ditzy but gets to be as stupid as her male friend and they don’t have to be in love with each other. there are so little female characters who are not misogynistic stereotypes that get to be strange and annoying the way male characters are and power gets to have as much lint in her head as denji. perfect character power chainsaw man i love you with my whole heart

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)