we laugh indoors

Get your life together on the low. No one has to know what you’re doing and how.

i love when my skin is all soft and vanilla and buttery

Wtf is a talking stage? We can talk after the wedding

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

Used to reach out, now I'm outta reach.

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

πως γίνομαι γάτα;