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bill shakespeare in like 1606 writing The Famous Tragedie Or Whatever Of Scottish King MacBitch: tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day
people living through the 2020 pandemic:

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I might get around to redrawing all the old parks and rec redraws but this one was literally me wrestling my motivation to get it done. I think I did like the last 8 pictures for it today in a sudden spark. Anyway tho there is a bonus below which was suggested by @dixdafne !!! thankyou!
Next day reblog!!
I’d like to share my fan theory
Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex.
#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic)

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Like when I say ‘white people need to talk to bigots because bigots don’t listen to minorities’ I did not say ‘and it will be easy and fun’.
I know it’s easier to be like ~boo hooo the world is so evil and there’s nothing I can dooo~ but it’s statistically and experientially understood, just by fucking 3rd grade logic, that a bigot will be less amenable towards the subject of their bigotry.
Bigots don’t just ~not like~ minorities- they don’t think we’re human. It’s not about whether they agree with you or not in the moment. Like, pause.
Understand this:
Calls to action for white people to oppose bigotry are calls for white people to position themselves as opposition. THEY ARE NOT CALLS FOR ~SUCCESSFUL DEBATE~
Do not think you are expected nor are you likely to just go around arguing with bigots and they’ll go ‘I agree with you because you’re white!’.
Your job is to be sandpaper.
Every time they open their mouths to make a bigoted joke, or a bigoted remark, or post their shitty bigoted opinion online, you grate against them.
Your job is to make it hard to be a bigot or a fascist. Your job is to ostracize them. Your job is to speak over them the way they love to speak over minorities. Your job is to make it difficult, lonely, annoying, stressful and unwelcome to be a bigot.
When you are white and silent, You are making it easy. You are just letting it happen.
When minorities speak up for themselves, they are in danger, and the bigot just writes off our arguments as the chattering of ‘lessers’.
You, white people, whether you think so or not, are their peers.
Specifically those of you who look and talk like, to an outside observation, your average white american.
Bigots think you all think like them, but are too scared to say it. That, or you’re too much of a coward to stop them.
YOUR JOB IS TO PUSH BACK AND PROVE THEM WRONG.
YOUR JOB IS TO SEPARATE THEM FROM THEIR OWN COMMUNITY AT LARGE.
There are devils among you and if you want to stop being associated with them then fucking prove it. You’re pretty much the only people who can.
Damn this is so important. SPREAD THIS YALL
Flag and reject microaggressions against groups you aren’t in.
Remove social license to operate.
also, you don’t have to come up with a flawless undeniable argument the second someone says something bigoted. you can just make fun of them!! no one cares about low blows when its against someone who want minorities to die!!
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUMBER OF OUTTAKES FOR THIS VIDEO I CANNOT HOLD A STRAIGHT FACE FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS
Tbh I’m really sick of cis women talking about creating all women spaces and saying “Oh yeah, and gay guys are invited obviously” before even considering or mentioning trans women.
You know what I changed my mind reblog this.
I. Do. Not. Want. Gay. Men. In. My. All. Women. Spaces.
Women? Yes. Trans women? Yes. Gay women? Yes. Bisexual women? Yes. All women? YES.
Men? No.
Regardless if they’re gay men, this is not a space for them. I couldn’t give a flying fuck who they’re sexually attracted to. That hasn’t stopped cis gay men from shutting down conversations or taking them over, or from behaving inappropriately and unsafely towards women.
Women need safe spaces where we can be women and talk about what’s important for and to us. Women need all women spaces.
Trans women more than welcome.
YES If I see that post about some utopian women-only gym where gay men are also invited but lesbians and trans women aren’t even mentioned ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to fucking strangle someone
I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts
As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread
The Messiah of Silence must not be born at any cost!

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Everyone to staff: fix it
Staff:
THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
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“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)
Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.
Um make your own post?
A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

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