We're lights out.

my body may not let me get fatter but it will let me get beefier so I guess that's going to have to do. by god I Will increase in volume

hydraulic press is a good sexual litmus test because to rubes it's a daring and forward thing to fuck but to the enlightened it's such an obvious piece of industrial machinery to find attractive that it's kind of boring

the "pyramid head" of machines

[suddenly extremely calm and focused after twitching and snapping at people all day] i should send self harm footage to women i barely know

don't let heteronormative brainwashing convince u that u have worth beyond ur sexual availability to other women

heartwarming: we’re giving the mature girlfail with swirly glasses a new lease on life

heartbreaking: mature girlfail with swirly glasses was snatched away by a giant hawk

Heartstopping: You'll never believe what the giant hawkboy just did to the mature girlfail with swirly glasses.

I don't care what I sound like. I'm voice training to better manipulate people on the internet

hi im whimsy

can you take my wolf ass to sex town

someone is let into my throne room, I ask them to voice an opinion, they refer to a media of the week franchise pellet as a foundational work in its genre, they are put in the big loom that stretches people out and weaves them into fabrics, I get a new tapestry for my throne room, circle of life

im getting sick of this.

I'm on new meds and have an actual appetite for the first time in years and my girlfriend keeps watching me eat and going "yeaahhhhh get normal sized bitch"