VirTaro

Mikuru Asahina is the kind of cute that nobody tries to be anymore. We must correct this immediately.

I thought fat people were jolly.

Anyone talking about "cultural appropriation", is using the phrase wrong. It's supposed to mean you're trying to change someone else's culture to suit your needs and preferences.

Anyone who says smh in my presence, know that when I read your post, it will be vocally pronounced as "smeh" because that is the correct way to say it, sorry, buddy, I don't make the rules!

I want a Japanese person to dress me up. Even though it would be inherently difficult due to my extra All-American gurth.

There is not supposed to be a single person ever who is not okay with having their face smushed into their birthday cake. It is always fun. That's how it works.