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You can lie when you name things

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

and we all get to live here :,)

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

like wow i cant believe im meeting THE al e. express

World Heritage Post

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

I have decided to maul 10 lucky followers

i got the job

they kind of deserved the embezzlement to be real