original donuts donut steel

might cancel this whole healing thing and start listening to the voices

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

Sex with a girl who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

May I please have 1 everything

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there