rational thot

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Greg Universe.

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.