God’s Favorite Doll

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

Jennifer’s Mind

did you know? if you kiss and touch and grope and bite a girl enough she might accidentally call you mama. and that is the moment you must pounce.

I asked your stuffie whether I should give you a break or keep using the belt, you know. I thought you two were friends, but... well, it gave me some fun new ideas. You might want to talk to it after we're done.

*beating the shit out of you* i love you. i’m always gonna be here for you *slapping you over n over* i love all of you and nothing will change that *punching you in the stomach* i’ll take care of you however you need for the rest of our lives *throwing you over and spanking you* i can’t imagine a future without you

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

making you ride my thigh until you're soaking through your underwear and shaking, then stopping you right before you tip over. watching you try to keep grinding. placing my hand flat against your hip. "i said stop." watching you go still, breathing ragged, eyes wet. tilting my head. "look at this mess you made." watching your face go red. "so embarrassing isn't it." pulling you right back down. "do it again."