sapphic love

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Kinda wanna get fucked by three butches at once or something idk

Armpit hair is such a green flag to a homosexual, the second I see a girl with pit hair I lose my fucking mind

They should invent lesbian representation for lesbians

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

i love exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

should i get my life together or should i just keep being sexy and chaotic

i am v cute and v submissive please boss me around and tell me i’m pretty

sorry for being mentally ill can we still kiss