Categorically Heinous Feng Xin Apologist

Call me Sasha or Violet! (they/she)

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I also made a strawpage? Mostly for the little drawing submission thing. if anyone really wants to send me weird tgcf doodles you can do that now. Also feel free to send me asks either on here or on the strawpage!

I write mostly Feng Xin-centric angst, whump, hurt-comfort, and smut. I also pretty much only write sub/bottom!Feng Xin, and I will post about that, so be prepared. It does not matter who he is being shipped with he will be getting railed. Also expect mpreg

Tags, if you want to filter things out:

#mpreg (includes omegaverse, and any au featuring mpreg)

#calamity!xl au

#calamity!mq au

#dog pack au

#bottom!Feng Xin (I always forget to include this one. be warned)

He's basically a kitty cat in human disguise”

See, now I’m picturing MQ ranting about something that pissed him off and FX in bed, watching but definitely not listening, too entranced by the way MQ’s ponytail moved. Like the way cat tails do when they’re angry. And giving into the impulsive thoughts and pulling on it.

MQ definitely made sure to pay that back with interest and make FX take responsibility.

This has gotta be like. A nightly occurrence for them too. Mu Qing ranting while his ponytail swishes back and forth at least. Feng Xin has had centuries of being taunted by swishy ponytail. Its no wonder that he finally breaks and pulls it

#actually include euron in this as well.#i dont like her more age appropriate suitors either”

SAME!

hot take, I don’t think any man currently in the ASOIAF series is good enough for my girl. Age appropriate or otherwise. Because she is outdoing them in literally everything! She’s doing achievements that even her 30, 40, 50 year old ancestors couldn’t! And I’m supposed to be chill about the fact that THOSE are her love interest prospects?! Especially her age mates! They ain’t even doing a quarter of what she does!

GRRM is gonna have to really really really sell me hardcore on whoever her love interest is (My bet is on Jon for obvious reasons). I need a 500 slide PowerPoint with a free gift basket and Oprah level giveaway in order to accept it.

REAL!

Im so glad someone brought this up because I have to admit, I am not vibing with any of her love interests.

Obviously khal drogo, jorah, daario and euron are creepy fucks. (I see people theorizing that she'll end up with euron sometimes because of her taste in men, but I feel like the fact that he's a slave owner would kinda kill that). Also see people saying she'll end up with Victarion? I dont get that at all but also I cannot accept a man who beats and kills his wife getting anywhere near my girl.

And then for her younger love interests Quentyn is boring, I think young Griff is kind of a dick tbh (do not like how he acts entitled to her), so I guess that leaves Jon as the best (and most likely) option.

Lang Qianqiu is going to have to listen to Feng Xin complaining about Mu Qing so often.”

See, MQ, this is gonna backfire spectacularly on you because Feng Xin is going to go complain to his husband about his weirdo friend being weird about his marriage and the kids and LQQ is going to comfort him by fucking him senseless and then you’ll have to deal with FX being pregnant again.

Love to see that Lang Qianqiu's first instinct when it comes to comforting Feng Xin is to fuck him 😭

Tbh they were probably cuddling at first, but they're both so horny for each other that it turns into Feng Xin getting fucked senseless and bred.

Now why would you do this to sweet LQQ?😂😭😂😭 Setting the poor guy up to be verbally torn apart by the guy who has been crushing on his wife for 800 years

Unfortunately for Lang Qianqiu i think its extremely funny to put him in an awkward situation. He's just got that certain je ne sais quoi yknow.

I think he has it in him to try and fight back against Mu Qing though. I believe in him. At the very least he can yell at him

It’s the street feral cat in him. Can only be kept silent for long before it wiggles off it’s leash

He really is like a feral street cat. He's bitey and hissy. His ponytail probably swishes back and forth like an irritated cats tail.

Oh, he definitely sees him impregnating FX as the equivalent of marking him. It’s the most obvious sign that FX is taken by someone. And Mu Xi being almost MQ’s clone is also another obvious marking.

Absolutely

And if we're being honest, I bet Mu Qing marked him physically as well. This is an omegaverse after all. Mu Qing can put his teeth in Feng Xin's neck all he wants

Besides. Being clingy is good for the baby”

My Qing, we know this is you that typed this. Who gave you permission to be on the Internet?

#GET A JOB#STAY AWAY FROM HER#asoiaf#dont usually live blog the books but i am having. feelings. about this line”

The average reader experience while reading her chapters. I need every man to get THE FUCK away from my baby. IMMEDIATELY!

I'm glad this is a common experience at least 😭😭😭

SO REAL!

Its making me so crazy I can't. Stop thinking about this.

MQ is barely biting back the urge to bite him (negative). Poor LQQ, doing smth nice for his pregnant wife and help out said wife’s friend and is stuck in an awkward mission with someone who hates him

I like how Mu Qing's instinct, no matter his mood, is to start biting. Very kitty cat core of him

Putting his baby in him is practically giving Feng Xin permission to be extra clingy

Its basically him marking Feng Xin as his own. Which is basically him giving Feng Xin permission to be clingy.