lady lydia

*gritting my teeth* I love reading academic texts and learning new things

literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like "this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative" like yes Jennifer that's called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.

wizard hat cowboy brim

sorry babe I'm gonna be running a bit late, I started watching a video essay about all the problems inherent to a game I've never played

awesome gives me time to watch this video essay talking about themes in a film i've never watched

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

should have contained more portals. i was disappointed by the number of portals

z i hate to break this to you but you as the player are always in direct control of the amount of portals

obsessed with how in season one we had Sasha hacking computers, Martin breaking and entering, and Tim.. courting people so that they would reveal confidential information to him. And this whole time Jon was just like “I can’t comment on the methods of my assistants from a professional standpoint because admittedly they get the job done.”

The fact that they’re all doing Crime Time in season one is so funny too, because while you understand why Jon was breaking and entering into Gertrude’s flat in S2 because there’s Real Big Stakes, in S1 they were literally all just biting through the red tape for what is literally an office job. They weren’t even asked to they all just said “my boss asked me to do paperwork. This is an excuse to Go To The Most Extreme”

do they... yknow... privately contemplate?