Why are you a furry?

what

The hands. They're paws.

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

No offense, but who the FUCK is wilbur soot

in case youre confused he’s from the uk and had been to america once at the time. he used only geoguessr skills and whoresluttery to find that exact location

Is there a story behind ‘whoresluttery’?

Dont worry about it go back to sleep

sorry i was high it means nothing and i made it up in a fugue state

what’s everyone’s favorite love song. i’m making a playlist. i’ll go first mine is eres by café tacvba 

since i cant say it on twitter i hope elon musks shriveled balls get run over by a train and his head explodes

i'm so sick of seeing John Lemons long butt crack

apparently the cw is for sale please we need to buy it and turn it into the tumblr tv network i need this website to have creative control over the cw roster

I immediately thought that if this happened it’d be like a jury system like, “damn gotta go write for riverdale tonight”

@violent-violims violins when they're violent or smth idk

gay ppl will literally be in timeloops

no they wont

no they wont

no they wont

no they wont

what did you do to me