Elegy for the Dandelion Queen

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

going to the corner store to get more corners

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

I was born in the right time. I love archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi

video game with an arachnophobia setting that removes all the spiders and an arachnophilia setting that puts all the spiders in lingerie

My insta algorithm keeps showing me the worst ads for M/F romance books, with taglines like "She has PTSD bc her father slit her throat so she couldn't scream while he abused her/He owns a successful dog-walking business...What happens when they meet?" Like, which god did I anger to end up here, and how can I appease them?

"She gets fat-shamed for having PCOS and needs to raise $100,000 for a life-saving bone marrow transplant/He's a bad boy with a potty mouth" Someone was like, "Why is it always the FMC who suffers from all these illnesses and trauma?"