Ayy lmao.

celestial seasonings cock destroyer tea

Contains extra estrogen

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Doom Eternal but you play as a pissed off silverback gorilla who escaped from his enclosure during the demonic invasion

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

i like kissing boys in the mouth because im a big homo

I can't believe some of you are acting like you'll seriously not vote again if Bernie doesn't win the nomination. Like Biden is far from perfect but he'll be a million times better than Drumpf, so we just need to swallow our pride and VOTE

:/

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

Is this post the spiritual successor to those in-game photos of Shulk and Bowser from Smash 4?

You stole my dog 😠😠😠😠😠

Why don't I get asks like this 😢😢😢