Eternal Electric Frog Love

"impact play"? all play impacts me deeply.

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

oh

then what

better call saul in the mice universe be like. I am not crazy! I know he swapped those cheeses. I knew it was Monterey Jack, number 1216 in the deli. One after mozzarella. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the cheese shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicatery? He's done worse. That mouse trap! Are you telling me that a mouse just happens to fall for that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated in someone's decorations box! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own mouse firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9 (months old mice don't live that long), always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cheese drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a squeaker? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

wny would he fetch a crummy pail of water when he could be fetching pokemon creatures

one sup of this will have you demanding the news