Well Shit

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

capitalists will say shit like “so you just want money for doing nothing is that it?” and at the same time praise themselves for their “passive income” istfg

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

Besides the misogyny I feel like the key reason why you don't see female gender non conformity celebrated in popular culture/media the same way we're starting to see male gender non conformity celebrated is that it's not profitable or marketable... you can't exactly sell a lack of makeup and shaving products to women whereas selling all that femininity shit to men opens up a whole new demographic to make money off of

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

oh my god

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

It’s a sea dog and a land dog ❤️

I love how the dog seems a little scared at first, but once he realizes that all the sea boy wants is love, he’s cool with it.

Sea boi♥️

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite