the wrath of achilles

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

you ever just minding your business and then you feel The Grief

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……