still on that trapeze

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.

hermie is doomed by the narrative in the sense that anthony burch is the narrative and wants him dead forever

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

No it’s fine

another great post sent directly from god

do gay people these days even know about mika.

it's sad knowing i will never be half as funny as one singular screenshot from mangoball

I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

please excuse my hater moment but i hate when people see two characters that have the most insane dynamic and they’re like but what if it was wholesome :) okay well what if they fucked nasty style and tried to kill each other all the time also

the problem with social media fics is that they are spectacular when done right. the problem with social media fics is that most of them are bad