vilelittlestar

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

Very bad at properly feeding myself. THREE meals? EVERY day???

we really out here struggling man

I love that Xue Yang never thanks (nor rejects) Xiao Xingchen for the candy he gave him and A-Qing every day, but kept the last piece Xiao Xingchen gave him for seven years. He even held it tightly in his hand as he died, presumably to eat it in his last moments. He had kept it so close to him that he could grab it even as he was dying; the candy was probably kept as close to his body as he kept Xiao Xingchen's spirit pouch. He knew that he was dying, that these were his final moments, and the last thing he clings onto is the piece of candy he always dreamed of having every day as a child, given to him by someone who had cared.

by the way… are we talking about the fact that robin seemingly implied that nancy is into women

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.