Ekko and Mel being my top five favorite characters in the show ALWAYS

the dream thieves is the most perfect book ever because adam and gansey are going through a divorce, blue is breaking up with adam, ronan lets go of his crush on gansey in favor of perusing his para-religious devotion to adam full time, kavinsky is obsessed with having a threesome with gansey and ronan and sends gansey a dick pic from ronan’s phone, gansey starts dating blue behind adam's back the second they're freshly divorced and adam and blue have broken up, ronan turns kavinsky down and as a reaction to that kavinsky kidnaps ronans brother and then kills himself in front of their whole group. everyone is completely unfazed by this except for gansey who seems to care a little bit which adam thinks is cute. it's also in this book that the hitman who killed ronan’s dad starts hitting on blue’s mom. sound off in the comments if you know of any other ya books similar to this

at the end of the day we have to consider ronan (catholic) and gansey (died and resurrected)

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I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

This makes me feel like such a boomer, but I hate it how all media has been TikTok-ified and algorithm primed. Songs are shorter, designed for short viral clips rather than a full listening experience. TV shows and movies are sloppier, dragging on and on, assuming you’ll be on your phone and have it only in the background. Even books have been chewed up and spat back out as easily consumable tropes, with bite-sized chapters and mannequins for characters. This late stage capitalism hellscape we’re in has made art into something you snack on rather than savor.

guy who never knows whether they’re being ignored or people just can’t hear them and has a terrible terrible fear of rejection and often doesn’t catch every social cue: …

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

ooooh gothic botanical horror…….save me gothic botanical horror

The way C.G Drews writes romance is insane. “Oh what if we cuddled, what if we kissed” what if we ripped open our chests and crawled inside one another. What if we bite into each other’s limbs and held each other’s bones in our teeth. What if you cut me open and rip out my heart but it’s ok we can live with only one heart between us.