I am the conscience clear

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is

im about to kill myself on this very day

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

It’s just roll call bro

CURSED POST

@compoyo

This is how I sound when I cuss

he say

why he do dat

*sees a rabbit run away from me* ….i’m on your side…..

He’s got money from Doctor Strange, he can buy a coat.

young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen

This is high art