I do believe your galaxy

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland's investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i'm there.

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

Working in retail be like

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE VIDEO I WAS LOOKING FOR