To Be, Is My Answer

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

they are now a school of fish

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

Pride is a riot. We're not going to stop Pride just because the government won't recognize it.

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

holy shit this person in the notes

Then you sit down in the car of someone who's an excellent never-had-a-crash driver and watch in horror as they go 80 kmh on a curving forest road, opening a water bottle one-handed while applying lip balm with the other, changing music by pecking their phone's touch screen with the tip of their nose like a bird, all the while steering with their left ass cheek, and you feel your soul leave your body just in case your body is also gonna leave the car after it, through the windshield, in the near foreseeable future.

He is indeed a guy

This sux00rz…

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it