hey gamer

its almost like its completely normal and human to be affected by the things people say to you to a degree

press e to pick me up and add me to your inventory

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

Does anyone know what to do