hey gamer

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

"girlboss" this, "girlboss" that, whatbout the GIRLWORKER huh? bet you didn't consider that.

we must overthrow the girlgeoisie #girletariat

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for the emos”