gay?

its required that every day you think about women kissing

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

All shall be well someday

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?