Life is Sweet

i HATE this

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

8. That weird half-jog/sheepish wave combo that I do every time I have to cross the road in front of a car that’s waiting for me to go

I can’t relate enough, I’m gagging.

@capntony

how many commercials did tide pay for jesus

Hans Zimmer ain’t have to go this hard but WOO SHIT BOI DID HE GO HWARD

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that