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That vaguely flirtatious vibe you have with all your single gay friends

This is a real thing 

its this constant air of like “i’d be down if you were down but i’m not going to pursue it and neither are you so lets just lowkey flirt all the time”

gather around folks I got somethin to say

What Is It You Creature

I believe what they said was “handsome”

No fish! He has something in his hand!

you’re*

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

this is gay culture

Lesbians will agree: Azula was a lesbian

Azula was actually kin with ME

“YES QUEEN SIT!”

“I have a man thank you!”

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.

depression is like sadstuck but real