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My Oblivion character just tripped off the pier and fucking died???

(Not pictured: the adoring fan finds him and then suddenly the plot of Oblivion turns into Steven King’s Misery)

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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

luulapants

Wait hold on what was that

mevil

molabuddy

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

mlimby

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

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3000s

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

3000s

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

theehorsepusssy

girlnumbers

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

mammalidentifier

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

lilu-the-almighty

now you know who you are messing with

butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

#the sims

laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

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Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

leathergerard

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

leathergerard

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

leathergerard

... much like something else i know of

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

she-ramen

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

she-ramen

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

logan-exe

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

oupyfactory

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

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