a helpful mnemonic for remembering how to spell Imhotep’s name is ‘In My Humble Opinion, That’s Easy-Peasy’ which is also what he said about fucking the pharaoh’s wife without him finding out
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a helpful mnemonic for remembering how to spell Imhotep’s name is ‘In My Humble Opinion, That’s Easy-Peasy’ which is also what he said about fucking the pharaoh’s wife without him finding out

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Hey gang Vesper here!
I recorded a song for an all-transfemme cover album of Blink-182’s Enema of the State!
It’s called Some Girls Try Too Hard and I’m really proud to be a part of it, and not just because we’re donating the proceeds to a good (currently still to be determined) cause!
If you use bandcamp I’d really appreciate if you could go check it out, and maybe share it with folks you think might like it!!
A record label that's trying to do whatever good it can do with the short amount of time it's here.
I've got a special power
That I'm not afraid to use
So come on this is my adventure
This is my fantasy
It's all about living in the ocean being wild and free
'Cause I'm no ordinary girl!
I have a
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update:
DID HE DRAW SHOES TO COVER HIS FEET
we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber
hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction
the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

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Roll History is ✨back✨ with an unflinching look at a nine-foot-tall cone of slime, jelly, and assorted grey-and-yellow bits. We’re holding a magnifying glass to a sort of green splotch on the side. Smearing some on a finger and tasting it, and saying “yes, that’s definitely Juiblex” before immediately dying. Usual podcast stuff.
Plus: Dr. Pluffie Smedger, Centaur Overpopulation Control, an Unearthed Lost Blur Song, and Working at the (Slime) Carwash!
And we now have full, fancy, annotated show notes going up at RollHistory.co.uk, as well as episode art by none other than Sami herself! Wow!!
There must be other fans of both The Locked Tomb and Gundam right? Here’s a stupid idea I had; it’s Haro the Ninth for @radiogundam!
Caliber Session 16: The Trial of Ursa Carpenter, Part 4
I finally, finally managed to write another recap! This must mean I no longer have depression
[This session was an interesting one! Since Merlin and Nora wouldn’t be present for much of the trial itself, I instead asked Adam and Melissa to play Cait-Sìth (the Prosecution) and Elene (the Defense) respectively. They did a better job than I ever could have.] Merlin looked down at his ruined shirt. The potion he’d gotten from Alkahest had done wonders on the not-bleeding-to-death front, but…
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knuckle tats that say HAMP STER
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this is really just my favorite tiktok
there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

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What Mountain Goats song is this?
I could use some 💪 luck
look at him!
We want to luck 💪💪 you up
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Hey now, you’re an all star
listen to what I orchestrated
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THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS
composer IN progress????
NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU
drew this good rotund pal