Very White Rice

world heritage post

I think we should turn the orb we ponder into some sexy tumblr man and ship him with the wizard

art

✨😻💖🎶four tornadoes 🎶💖😻✨

Okay we don't get tornadoes in Wales so I am admittedly unsure of the etiquette but if four of the fuckers are going off simultaneously should he not be staying in a house right now

So... not wandering around outside making a Tiktok of the pretty sound?

MURICA YEAH

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

nancy reagan turning out to have been the throat goat is actually the best way to end 2021

turns out the former FLOTUS is actually the THROATUS

what the fuck

son of a bitch we just got neville longbottomed by a goddamn cartoon

^

I’ve seen this post on pinterest, but I never thought I’d find the actual thing.

date of origin: June 11th, 2013

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

I'm pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

Animorphs into myself

you’re doing god’s work here

McDonalds announces new "Minecraft" burger. 17 injured 4 found dead

they didn’t do that

i love lying

you’re sick