Ellen

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

I think Merlin would actually fucking hate being Court Sorcerer because that is an actual political position with duties and responsibilities that has to answer to the King, and to a lesser extent the King's Council, which means he cant just like, fuck off for days at a time to murder a few people and then lie and say he was getting hammered

watching merlin is crazy because every single episode Merlin will rightfully point something fishy out and every single episode Arthur or Gaius or Uther or Anybody will be like “Merlin you’re insane I don’t believe you” and in the end he’s always right and they go “Merlin I’m sorry you were right” and then slap him with like 12 different chores 😭😭😭

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

I will never share these.

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around