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It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

I can always tell when a big con is coming up because this makes it’s rounds again.

in skyrim you can eat a bee

you can eat a bee irl if you are not a wiener

im still in between kinda accepting my body and wanting to starve myself for weeks i dont know