Tj/21

I regret to announce that the family trebuchet has been retired following an incident wherein the trebuchet lobbed a pumpkin backwards, taking out a truck window, before self destructing when the counterweight swung into one of the support legs, shattering it instantly

I am delighted to announce that my dad has begun work on a new trebuchet

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

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so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

#or at least perceived as one (via metronomeblue)