can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

I consider myself worth that much, so I will be splitting myself into a quadrillion shares and I will be keeping 99.99999999999% of them. At this valuation, if one of you will purchase my single public share for $1 it will confirm my value as based in market reality, and therefore make me richer than Elon Musk.

Combined with my existing plans to blow up the moon, which will no doubt generate further trillions of dollars of share value through R&D that I will pinky promise to do in the future this is a very solid plan which I'm sure everyone's retirement funds will be more than happy to invest in, potentially driving any return on investment from that $1 share to well in excess of a billion dollars, so you would be a fool not to invest.

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

If you ask the average uninitiated suburban voter, they'll express a level of fear when it comes to motorcycles. Oh no, they claim, those things will kill you instantly thirty million ways and they'll never find all of your body. That's not particularly relevant to me, mostly because I routinely drive cars with even less safety equipment than your average motorcycle. What is a concern? The lack of a trunk.

Friends, the trunk is one of the greatest inventions of all of humankind. To be able to put your shit in a box, lock it, and bring that shit with you across your travels? Delightful. Although many "touring" motorcycles have little boxes in which you can place your underwear, sidearms, and next-of-kin identification, space is still quite limited. You can't do what I do, which is leave a bunch of crap in the trunk that you're too lazy to bring into your house. Look back there. Yeah, that's a Commodore 128. It's the deluxe model. Won't even fit on a Goldwing.

To my surprise, when I brought this up to my biker-gang friends, I was rebuffed. Not only do larger touring bags exist, but certain ridiculous individuals have even developed a little trailer that you can tow behind your motorcycle. It's teeny-weeny, sure, but certainly bigger than the trunk in, say, a Fiat 500. And that's before we even get to sidecars.

the op linked the study in the replies & i’ve been skimming it & it’s actually rlly rlly interesting to think abt